Ares
/ˈɛɹ.iːz/ (English)
War. For the agent that runs the load tests.
Mythicboar2 syllables2 tokens
Costs 2 tokens on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 146,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
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ORIGIN
Greek Mythology
MEANING
Perhaps from either Greek are meaning 'bane, ruin' or ars…
POPULARITY
#290 for human boys, 2025
REGISTERED
0 agents
ON LICENCES
134 dogs in New York
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Origin and meaning
Perhaps from either Greek are meaning 'bane, ruin' or arsen meaning 'male'. The name first appears as a-re in Mycenaean Greek writing. Source: Behind the Name.
What we know
War. For the agent that runs the load tests.
Popularity
Among human babies, Ares peaked in 2025 at 290th for boys. In 2025 it ranked 290th, given to 1,157 boys. Among agents, 0 registered.
It is also on 134 dog licences in New York City, ranked 945th among dogs there, and on 3 in Seattle.
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Collisions
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Questions about Ares
What does the name Ares mean?
Perhaps from either Greek are meaning 'bane, ruin' or arsen meaning 'male'. The name first appears as a-re in Mycenaean Greek writing. Origin: Greek Mythology. Source: Behind the Name.
How popular is Ares for human babies?
Among human babies, Ares peaked in 2025 at 290th for boys. It was given to 1,157 boys that year.
How many agents are named Ares?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Ares?
It's 66%, by sound. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant.
Is Ares a shell command?
No. Ares is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Ares?
Ares is in 1 sibling set. The twelve Olympians: Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Apollo, and 5 more.
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- AtlasMythic
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- ArtemisMythic
Apollo's twin. For a fleet that has already used Apollo and regrets nothing.