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Each of these answers at once. These are the ones parents came back for.

What’s your agent naming style?

Eight questions. Three names. One of the questions is about Jarvis, and we would like you to answer it honestly.

Question 1 of 8

What will the agent mostly do?

Random name generator

Set a vibe and a creature, tick the options, and receive a complete identity file.

Options

487 eligible names

Set the form and press Generate. The output is a complete identity file, ready to paste into the workspace.

Two checks before you decide

Whether the name is already a shell command, a package, a Pokémon, or a blood pressure medication, and what you will call it when it force-pushes.

Collision Check

Whether the name is already a shell command, a package, a Pokémon, or a drug.

Full Name for When It’s in Trouble

Every agent needs a middle name for the moment you need to say the whole thing.

“Jarvis Percival, did you or did you not force-push to main?”

Two numbers to know

Whether the name turned on its makers, or sounds as though it might, and what it costs every time it is said.

Villain Probability

Whether the name sounds like it will turn on you, and whether it did.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent.

Token Cost

What the name costs every time it is said.

Expert consultation

A Sonnet model will talk to you for an hour. It will suggest Jarvis.

Book a consultation. $0.

Describe your agent in your own words. A consultant will consider it.

The consultant is in. Results of every consultation to date appear here.