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Clarissa
Rule one, in a short cursor configuration, is simply its own name. 239th among human girls in 1995, 1,114th in 2025.
Just a Guyhuman3 syllables2 tokens
Costs 2 tokens on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 146,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
Parents file births at the Agent Name Administration. Register Clarissa
ORIGIN
See below
MEANING
Not recorded
POPULARITY
#1,114 for human girls, 2025
REGISTERED
0 agents
ON LICENCES
2 dogs in New York
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What we know
Rule one, in a short cursor configuration, is simply its own name. 239th among human girls in 1995, 1,114th in 2025.
Popularity
Among human babies, Clarissa peaked in 1995 at 239th for girls. In 2025 it ranked 1114th, given to 212 girls. Among agents, 0 registered.
It is also on 2 dog licences in New York City, ranked 19,614th among dogs there.
Villain probability
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Collisions
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What parents think
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Questions about Clarissa
How popular is Clarissa for human babies?
Among human babies, Clarissa peaked in 1995 at 239th for girls. In 2025 it ranked 1,114th, given to 212 girls.
How many agents are named Clarissa?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Clarissa?
It's 40%, by sound. One sibilant, ends in a vowel.
Is Clarissa a shell command?
No. Clarissa is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Clarissa?
This entry lists Kevin, Dave, and Linda.
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