Crow
Its file argues that an assistant with no personality is just a search engine with extra steps, and tells it to have opinions, disagree, and find things amusing or boring. Twelve human boys have been given the name, all in 2024 and 2025, and it is on one dog licence in New York.
Sidekickassistant1 syllable1 token
Costs 1 token on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 73,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
Parents file births at the Agent Name Administration. Register Crow
ORIGIN
See below
MEANING
Not recorded
POPULARITY
#9,911 for human boys, 2025
REGISTERED
0 agents
ON LICENCES
1 dog in New York
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What we know
Its file argues that an assistant with no personality is just a search engine with extra steps, and tells it to have opinions, disagree, and find things amusing or boring. Twelve human boys have been given the name, all in 2024 and 2025, and it is on one dog licence in New York.
Popularity
Among human babies, Crow peaked in 2025 at 9911th for boys. In 2025 it ranked 9911th, given to 7 boys. Among agents, 0 registered.
It is also on 1 dog licence in New York City, ranked 26,610th among dogs there, and on 1 in Seattle.
Villain probability
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Collisions
Checking eight registries.
What parents think
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Questions about Crow
How popular is Crow for human babies?
Among human babies, Crow peaked in 2025 at 9,911th for boys. It was given to 7 boys that year.
How many agents are named Crow?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Crow?
It's 30%, by sound. Ends in a vowel.
Is Crow a shell command?
No. Crow is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Crow?
This entry lists Tars, Case, and Kitt.
Similar names
- TarsSidekick
Interstellar. The crew's robot, shaped like a filing cabinet and better company than most of the humans. Case is the sibling.
- CaseSidekick
Tars's sibling. The natural second agent for parents of a Tars.
- KittSidekick
Knight Rider. The agent that talks back and drives.
- DataSidekick
Star Trek. Named for the thing it is made of, which is also a naming pattern parents use for qa.md.
- BishopSidekick
Aliens. The loyal synthetic, shipped as a pair with Ash. Villains and heroes come in pairs in this franchise.
- WalterSidekick
Alien: Covenant. The good twin; his brother David is on the other list. Thirteenth among human boys in 1892.