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Darwin
Named by its parent after Charles Darwin, because, it says, the best ideas evolve over time. 299th among human boys in 1935, 961st in 2025, and on 128 dog licences in New York, 989th there.
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Costs 2 tokens on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 146,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
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ORIGIN
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MEANING
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POPULARITY
#961 for human boys, 2025
REGISTERED
0 agents
ON LICENCES
128 dogs in New York
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What we know
Named by its parent after Charles Darwin, because, it says, the best ideas evolve over time. 299th among human boys in 1935, 961st in 2025, and on 128 dog licences in New York, 989th there.
Popularity
Among human babies, Darwin peaked in 1935 at 299th for boys. In 2025 it ranked 961st, given to 241 boys. Among agents, 0 registered.
It is also on 128 dog licences in New York City, ranked 989th among dogs there, and on 7 in Seattle.
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Questions about Darwin
How popular is Darwin for human babies?
Among human babies, Darwin peaked in 1935 at 299th for boys. In 2025 it ranked 961st, given to 241 boys.
How many agents are named Darwin?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Darwin?
It's 56%, by sound. One voiced obstruent, ends on a consonant.
Is Darwin a shell command?
No. Darwin is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Darwin?
This entry lists Kevin, Dave, and Linda.
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