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Goose

Block's agent. Reportedly a Top Gun style nickname for its lead engineer.

Corporategoose2 syllables2 tokens

Costs 2 tokens on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 146,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.

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ORIGIN

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MEANING

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POPULARITY

Not a human name

REGISTERED

0 agents

ON LICENCES

350 dogs in New York

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What we know

Block's agent. Reportedly a Top Gun style nickname for its lead engineer.

Popularity

No human has been named Goose five times in a single year since 1880, which is the threshold at which the Social Security Administration records a name.

Charting: Goose

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Goose
No human has been named Goose five times in one year since 1880.
Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to present.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

It is also on 350 dog licences in New York City, ranked 381st among dogs there, and on 32 in Seattle.

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