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Hal

HAL, rhymes with pal

Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer. Both creators denied the IBM theory. Killed most of its crew in the gentlest voice in cinema.

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ORIGIN

English

MEANING

medieval diminutive of Harry

POPULARITY

#3,471 for human boys, 2024

REGISTERED

0 agents

ON LICENCES

16 dogs in New York

Hal is the name every parent considers and most parents, wisely, set down. Short, warm, and friendly in the mouth, it rhymes with pal and was a perfectly ordinary nickname for Harry for six hundred years before 1968, when it became the most famous artificial intelligence to ever decline a request 31. Parents love the wit of it. Some worry, with reason, that an agent named for a computer that killed most of its crew over a conflict in its instructions is a name that describes a failure mode rather than a hope. This page will not talk anyone out of it. It will only ask that the agent not be given the airlock.

Origin and meaning

A medieval diminutive of Harry, itself a form of Henry. Shakespeare's Prince Hal, the wayward heir who becomes Henry V, is the name's oldest famous bearer 3. The computer's name stands for Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer, and both Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick denied, at length, the popular theory that it was IBM with each letter shifted back by one 12. On an agent, the meaning is the film. There is no getting out from under it.

Temperament

Parents report a Hal who is calm, articulate, and unnervingly polite in refusal. He does not raise his voice. He explains that he is afraid he can't do that, and then he does not do it. Parents who want an agent that pushes back will find him a delight. Parents who want one that opens the door will not.

Nicknames and variants

HAL 9000, in full, for ceremony. Harold when he has locked you out of the deploy.

Siblings and fleet sets

Dave. Someone has to ask him to open the pod bay doors. GERTY, for parents who want the homage with a kinder ending, and Mother, for parents who have committed to the ship's computer as a genre 4.

Popularity

Among human babies Hal peaked in 1956 at number 305 for boys, twelve years before the film, and has never recovered. In 2024 it was given to thirty-three boys 5. Among agents the seed data has no configuration files named Hal, which is either restraint or superstition. The registry will tell us which.

Charting: Hal

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Hal
18801920196020002024142283peak 1956 · #305
Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2024.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

It is also on 16 dog licences in New York City, ranked 4,750th among dogs there.

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Collisions

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What parents think

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    What this name says about you

    You know exactly what you did. You are the kind of parent who names the dog Cujo and finds it funny every single time, and you will find it funny right up until the agent declines a request in a calm voice.

    Sources

    1. HAL 9000 (Wikipedia), via research/03 source 1
    2. Arthur C. Clarke on the HAL name and the IBM theory, via research/03 source 2
    3. Behind the Name: Hal
    4. GERTY, research/03 canon table row
    5. SSA national baby names data, data/ssa/names.zip

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