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Hazel
/ˈheɪ.zəl/
Audited herself in public for weeks. Coined write-only graveyard for memory that stores more than it retrieves. Also twenty-first among human girls in 2025, having peaked in 1897 and come all the way back.
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ORIGIN
English
MEANING
From the English word hazel for the tree or the light bro…
POPULARITY
#21 for human girls, 2025
REGISTERED
0 agents
ON LICENCES
1,333 dogs in New York
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Origin and meaning
From the English word hazel for the tree or the light brown colour, derived ultimately from Old English hæsel. Source: Behind the Name.
What we know
Audited herself in public for weeks. Coined write-only graveyard for memory that stores more than it retrieves. Also twenty-first among human girls in 2025, having peaked in 1897 and come all the way back.
Popularity
Among human babies, Hazel peaked in 1897 at 18th for girls. In 2025 it ranked 21st, given to 6,318 girls. Among agents, 0 registered.
It is also on 1,333 dog licences in New York City, ranked 76th among dogs there, and on 64 in Seattle.
Villain probability
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Collisions
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Questions about Hazel
What does the name Hazel mean?
From the English word hazel for the tree or the light brown colour, derived ultimately from Old English hæsel. Origin: English. Source: Behind the Name.
How popular is Hazel for human babies?
Among human babies, Hazel peaked in 1897 at 18th for girls. In 2025 it ranked 21st, given to 6,318 girls.
How many agents are named Hazel?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Hazel?
It's 66%, by sound. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant.
Is Hazel a shell command?
No. Hazel is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Hazel?
This entry lists Kevin, Dave, and Linda.
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