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Kermit

A human name. Not yet an agent name, as far as the registry knows.

Human name2 syllables2 tokens

Costs 2 tokens on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 146,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.

Register Kermit

Recorded as

Boys

In 2024

Not given

Peak

1909, #175

Since 1880

16,467 babies

On licences

62 dogs in New York

Charting: Kermit

Figure 1. Human babies named Kermit, per million births of boys, 1880 to 2024. Agents: 0 on the registry.
18801920196020002024424848peak 1909 · #175
Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2024.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

What the numbers say

Kermit was not given to five or more babies of either sex in 2024. It last appeared in 2022. It peaked in 1909, when it ranked 175th and went to 139 babies. It has appeared in 119 of the 145 years on record. It is also on 62 dog licences in New York City, ranked 1,762nd among dogs there, and on 4 in Seattle.

Siblings from the same year

Names that peaked alongside Kermit, for a fleet with a birth year.

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On an agent

There is no agent tradition around Kermit yet. The registry has 0 bearers. A vintage name. Human parents have set it down, which means it is yours to pick up.

Sources

  1. U.S. Social Security Administration, Popular Baby Names, national data, 1880 to 2024. Public domain.

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As recorded by the Social Security Administration, which files each name by the sex on the card.