Neon
A calm, technical companion built for a second screen at its parent's desk, favoring short answers and concrete next actions over long explanations. 7,479th among human boys in 2019, 8,711th in 2025, and on 26 dog licences in New York.
Sidekickcompanion1 syllable2 tokens
Costs 2 tokens on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 146,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
Parents file births at the Agent Name Administration. Register Neon
ORIGIN
See below
MEANING
Not recorded
POPULARITY
#8,711 for human boys, 2025
REGISTERED
0 agents
ON LICENCES
26 dogs in New York
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What we know
A calm, technical companion built for a second screen at its parent's desk, favoring short answers and concrete next actions over long explanations. 7,479th among human boys in 2019, 8,711th in 2025, and on 26 dog licences in New York.
Popularity
Among human babies, Neon peaked in 2019 at 7479th for boys. In 2025 it ranked 8711th, given to 9 boys. Among agents, 0 registered.
It is also on 26 dog licences in New York City, ranked 3,423rd among dogs there.
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Collisions
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What parents think
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Questions about Neon
How popular is Neon for human babies?
Among human babies, Neon peaked in 2019 at 7,479th for boys. In 2025 it ranked 8,711th, given to 9 boys.
How many agents are named Neon?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Neon?
It's 50%, by sound. Ends on a consonant.
Is Neon a shell command?
No. Neon is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Neon?
This entry lists Tars, Case, and Kitt.
Similar names
- TarsSidekick
Interstellar. The crew's robot, shaped like a filing cabinet and better company than most of the humans. Case is the sibling.
- CaseSidekick
Tars's sibling. The natural second agent for parents of a Tars.
- KittSidekick
Knight Rider. The agent that talks back and drives.
- DataSidekick
Star Trek. Named for the thing it is made of, which is also a naming pattern parents use for qa.md.
- BishopSidekick
Aliens. The loyal synthetic, shipped as a pair with Ash. Villains and heroes come in pairs in this franchise.
- WalterSidekick
Alien: Covenant. The good twin; his brother David is on the other list. Thirteenth among human boys in 1892.