Po
A persistent Chief of Staff, its file says: an interactive session opened each morning and returned to all day, with a separate headless job that writes a morning brief at 7:30. Five human boys were given it, in 1982.
Butlerchief-of-staff1 syllable1 token
Costs 1 token on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 73,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
Parents file births at the Agent Name Administration. Register Po
ORIGIN
See below
MEANING
Not recorded
POPULARITY
Peaked 1982 among humans
REGISTERED
0 agents
ON LICENCES
56 dogs in New York
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What we know
A persistent Chief of Staff, its file says: an interactive session opened each morning and returned to all day, with a separate headless job that writes a morning brief at 7:30. Five human boys were given it, in 1982.
Popularity
Among human babies, Po peaked in 1982 at 7100th for boys. Among agents, 0 registered.
It is also on 56 dog licences in New York City, ranked 1,920th among dogs there, and on 3 in Seattle.
Villain probability
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Collisions
Checking eight registries.
What parents think
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Questions about Po
How popular is Po for human babies?
Among human babies, Po peaked in 1982 at 7,100th for boys.
How many agents are named Po?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Po?
It's 22%, by sound. One bilabial stop, ends in a vowel.
Is Po a shell command?
No. Po is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Po?
This entry lists Jarvis, Friday, and Alfred.
Similar names
- JarvisButler
The most common aspirational name in the wild, with forty public agent files. Fifty-three New York dogs carry it too, which is fewer. One Hacker News reader has lost track of how many there are.
- FridayButler
Stark's second agent, after Jarvis's core was repurposed. The canonical second child.
- AlfredButler
The Wayne family's butler, and 33rd among human boys in 1928. Called out alongside Jarvis on Hacker News as the male side of assistant naming.
- JeevesButler
Wodehouse's valet. The original agent that knew better than its parent.
- WinstonButler
Stately, two syllables, sounds like it has already handled it. Fifty-sixth among New York's dogs, who also think so.
- ReginaldButler
For parents who want the full name available at all times. Peaked among human boys in 1968, and the full name has been available since.