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River

A human name. Not yet an agent name, as far as the registry knows.

Human name2 syllables1 token

Costs 1 token on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 73,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.

Register River

Recorded as

Boys

In 2024

#112 for boys

Peak

2021, #110

Since 1880

54,754 babies

On licences

314 dogs in New York

Charting: River

Figure 1. Human babies named River, per million births of boys, 1880 to 2024. Agents: 0 on the registry.
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Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2024.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

What the numbers say

River was given to 3,138 boys in 2024, ranking 112th for the year. It peaked in 2021, when it ranked 110th and went to 3,503 babies. It has appeared in 45 of the 145 years on record. It is also on 314 dog licences in New York City, ranked 425th among dogs there, and on 25 in Seattle.

Siblings from the same year

Names that peaked alongside River, for a fleet with a birth year.

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On an agent

There is no agent tradition around River yet. The registry has 0 bearers. Familiar without being everywhere. Nobody at standup will ask you to spell it.

Sources

  1. U.S. Social Security Administration, Popular Baby Names, national data, 1880 to 2024. Public domain.

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As recorded by the Social Security Administration, which files each name by the sex on the card.