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River
A human name. Not yet an agent name, as far as the registry knows.
Human name2 syllables1 token
Costs 1 token on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 73,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
Recorded as
Boys
In 2025
#111 for boys
Peak
2022, #105
Since 1880
59,351 babies
On licences
314 dogs in New York
What the numbers say
River was given to 3,139 boys in 2025, ranking 111th for the year. It peaked in 2022, when it ranked 105th and went to 3,500 babies. It has appeared in 46 of the 146 years on record. It is also on 314 dog licences in New York City, ranked 425th among dogs there, and on 25 in Seattle.
Siblings from the same year
Names that peaked alongside River, for a fleet with a birth year.
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On an agent
There is no agent tradition around River yet. The registry has 0 bearers. Familiar without being everywhere. Nobody at standup will ask you to spell it.
Sources
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As recorded by the Social Security Administration, which files each name by the sex on the card.