Talos
The bronze guardian of Crete. The oldest agent in the canon, and it circled the island three times a day.
Mythicbronze-giant2 syllables2 tokens
Costs 2 tokens on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 146,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
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ORIGIN
Greek Mythology, Gaulish
MEANING
Not recorded
POPULARITY
Peaked 2017 among humans
REGISTERED
0 agents
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What we know
The bronze guardian of Crete. The oldest agent in the canon, and it circled the island three times a day.
Popularity
Among human babies, Talos peaked in 2017 at 12061st for boys. Among agents, 0 registered.
Villain probability
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Collisions
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Questions about Talos
How popular is Talos for human babies?
Among human babies, Talos peaked in 2017 at 12,061st for boys.
How many agents are named Talos?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Talos?
50%. Basis: the canon. Complicated (research/03).
Is Talos a shell command?
No. Talos is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Talos?
This entry lists Athena, Apollo, and Hermes.
Similar names
- AthenaMythic
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- ApolloMythic
Forty-eight public subagent files, and 445th among human boys in 2025. Light, music, prophecy, and plague, which covers most sprints.
- HermesMythic
Sixty-two public subagent files. God of messengers, travelers, and thieves. A popular choice for the billing agent.
- ZeusMythic
Thirteen public subagent files, most of them orchestrators, and 1,669 New York dogs. We know what that says about your management style.
- AtlasMythic
One hundred and fifteen public subagent files at the September 13, 2026 count, and forty-one at a second count a day later, and again on September 15. Holds up whatever the build is.
- ArtemisMythic
Apollo's twin. For a fleet that has already used Apollo and regrets nothing.