Names That Sound Like They Have Write Access to Prod

Engineering Lead, in the eighty-agent fleet observed in the wild. One noun per role.

War. For the agent that runs the load tests.

One hundred and fifteen public subagent files. Holds up whatever the build is.

1970. Merged with the Soviet computer and took over. An early multi-agent system.

The thinking part. Every fleet has one that believes it is this.

From the same fleet. Builds things, presumably.

Stole fire, was punished daily. A name for an agent with production access.

Passes it on. The purest description of an orchestrator.

Launched a nuclear war the moment someone tried to turn it off. The registry has rejected this name and will explain why.

One tool, used for everything.

Holds the keys. Do not give it the keys.

Thirteen public subagent files, most of them orchestrators, and 1,669 New York dogs. We know what that says about your management style.