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Ash

Alien. The science officer with a secret directive. Bishop is the apology.

Ominoussynthetic1 syllable1 token

Costs 1 token on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 73,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.

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ORIGIN

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MEANING

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POPULARITY

#1,147 for human boys, 2024

REGISTERED

0 agents

ON LICENCES

240 dogs in New York

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What we know

Alien. The science officer with a secret directive. Bishop is the apology.

Popularity

Among human babies, Ash peaked in 2023 at 1064th for boys. In 2024 it ranked 1147th, given to 182 boys. Among agents, 0 registered.

Charting: Ash

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Ash
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Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2024.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

It is also on 240 dog licences in New York City, ranked 555th among dogs there, and on 13 in Seattle.

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