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David

DAY-vid (English)

Two unrelated androids share this name. One experiments on humans. One wants to be a real boy. Also second among human boys in 1955. Parents should specify.

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ORIGIN

English, Hebrew, Biblical (also many other European languages)

MEANING

From the Hebrew name David (Dawid), which was derived fro…

POPULARITY

#35 for human boys, 2025

REGISTERED

0 agents

ON LICENCES

64 dogs in New York

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Origin and meaning

From the Hebrew name David (Dawid), which was derived from doḏ meaning 'beloved' or 'uncle'. Source: Behind the Name.

What we know

Two unrelated androids share this name. One experiments on humans. One wants to be a real boy. Also second among human boys in 1955. Parents should specify.

Popularity

Among human babies, David peaked in 1955 at 2nd for boys. In 2025 it ranked 35th, given to 6,794 boys. Among agents, 0 registered.

Charting: David

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: David
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Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

It is also on 64 dog licences in New York City, ranked 1,706th among dogs there, and on 1 in Seattle.

Villain probability

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Collisions

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    Questions about David

    What does the name David mean?

    From the Hebrew name David (Dawid), which was derived from doḏ meaning 'beloved' or 'uncle'. Origin: English, Hebrew, Biblical (also many other European languages). Source: Behind the Name.

    How popular is David for human babies?

    Among human babies, David peaked in 1955 at 2nd for boys. In 2025 it ranked 35th, given to 6,794 boys.

    How many agents are named David?

    The registry has 0 bearers.

    What is the villain probability for David?

    88%. Basis: the canon. Yes (research/03), Prometheus; no, A.I. (2001).

    Is David a shell command?

    No. David is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.

    What are good sibling names for David?

    David is in 1 sibling set. The Alien franchise synthetics: Ash, Bishop, Call, and Walter.

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