Hades
Named for the old Hades Canyon NUC it runs on, per its parent. At its human high in 2025, 2,901st among boys.
Ominousmini-pc2 syllables2 tokens
Costs 2 tokens on GPT; Claude pending. At two hundred mentions a day, that is 146,000 tokens a year, most of them apologies.
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ORIGIN
See below
MEANING
Not recorded
POPULARITY
#2,901 for human boys, 2025
REGISTERED
0 agents
ON LICENCES
60 dogs in New York
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What we know
Named for the old Hades Canyon NUC it runs on, per its parent. At its human high in 2025, 2,901st among boys.
Popularity
Among human babies, Hades peaked in 2025 at 2901st for boys. In 2025 it ranked 2901st, given to 43 boys. Among agents, 0 registered.
It is also on 60 dog licences in New York City, ranked 1,802nd among dogs there, and on 1 in Seattle.
Villain probability
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Collisions
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Questions about Hades
How popular is Hades for human babies?
Among human babies, Hades peaked in 2025 at 2,901st for boys. It was given to 43 boys that year.
How many agents are named Hades?
The registry has 0 bearers.
What is the villain probability for Hades?
It's 72%, by sound. Two voiced obstruents, one sibilant, ends on a consonant.
Is Hades a shell command?
No. Hades is not among the shell commands the collision check reads.
What are good sibling names for Hades?
Hades is in 1 sibling set. GAIA's subordinate functions: Hephaestus, Poseidon, Demeter, Artemis, Aether, Eleuthia, and 2 more.
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