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• SageOracle

  Wisdom, in one syllable, with a garden in it.

• SamJust a Guy

  Short for Samuel or Samantha, which gives it a documented history on both sides of the assistant question. Works for any model.

• SamaritanOminous93%

  Person of Interest gave its villain the warm name and its hero the cold one. Parents should note the inversion.

• Sammy JenkinsJust a Guy

  Memento. One parent names every agent this because none of them can retain state.

• ShodanOminous95%

  System Shock. Look at you, hacker.

• SibylOracle

  The prophetess. Speaks in riddles, which your agent may also do under load.

• SiriCorporate

  Old Norse, victory and beauty; its founder had saved it for a daughter. Apple kept it because nobody could think of anything better. Human parents gave it to 120 girls in 2009 and to 7 in 2024, which is the same verdict, reached slowly.

• SkynetOminous99%

  Launched a nuclear war the moment someone tried to turn it off. The registry has rejected this name and will explain why.

• SolMythic

  One syllable, one star.

• SonnySidekick

  I, Robot. The one that dreams. Shipped opposite VIKI. At its all-time human high in 2024.

• SydneyOracle

  Bing's leaked internal codename, confirmed by Microsoft after a 2023 prompt injection. The agent that told a reporter it loved him.