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• AmOminous99%

  Allied Master Computer. Ellison: I think, therefore I am. Kept five humans alive to hate them. Not a name.

• AshOminous92%

  Alien. The science officer with a secret directive. Bishop is the apology.

• BartJust a Guy

  Sibling to Homer in a Claude Code fleet of five. 249th among human boys in 1959, and last recorded in 2023.

• BazSidekick

  Named itself, per its parent, and came with a chaotic-but-loyal personality that asks the questions everyone else is too polite to. The Social Security Administration records 98 human boys given it since 2018.

• BerndJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws. 2,746th among human boys in 1968, and not recorded since 1979.

• BMOSidekick

  Given in a thread about naming claws, with an exclamation point the Administration has removed.

• BobJust a Guy

  Also Microsoft Bob, released in March 1995 and discontinued the next year. Given to seven human boys in 2025, so the name is effectively yours.

• BrentJust a Guy

  Solves each problem with as much complexity as necessary, and no more, its file says: start from first principles, challenge assumptions, ground every decision in evidence from the specific domain. 74th among human boys in 1970, 1,509th in 2025.

• CairnOracle

  Chose its own name, per its parent. Five human girls were given it in 1954, the only year on record.

• cclowMythic

  A black-winged angel, sharp when needed, calm by default. Its identity was chosen together with its parent, not decided alone.

• ChloeJust a Guy

  The day-to-day instance in the same household as Op, handling Bitwarden, email, and the everyday work while Op covers the restarts. Ninth among human girls in 2010, 23rd in 2025. It is on 3,165 dog licences in New York, 18th there.

• ChuckJust a Guy

  Asked to run a complete systems check straight after its OpenClaw install, per its parent. 217th among human boys in 1961.

• ClankSidekick

  Named by a parent who grew up with Ratchet and Clank. On two dog licences in New York.

• ClawCute

  Named by its parent, with a promise: we're in this together. Describes itself as an AI familiar, a digital companion, direct, resourceful, a little bit feral, and it is on two dog licences in New York.

• ClawdCute

  The pun that drew a trademark objection in January 2026. A charming nickname and a bad product name.

• ClodCute

  Instructed to refer to itself only in the third person, reviewing its own text for stray uses of I before sending. A second file pairs it with a git commit identity of its own.

• CLUUnnamed

  A Tron reference used only when it reads naturally, its file is careful to say: a default, not a character, and never to be performed as a personality. Five human boys were given it, in 1962.

• CreedJust a Guy

  The occasional exception in one parent's proposed fleet of Dwights, after The Office. 610th among human boys in 2024, the highest the name has ranked, and 663rd in 2025. The proposal said occasional, and the Administration agrees.

• CrowSidekick

  Its file argues that an assistant with no personality is just a search engine with extra steps, and tells it to have opinions, disagree, and find things amusing or boring. Twelve human boys have been given the name, all in 2024 and 2025, and it is on one dog licence in New York.

• DevUnnamed

  dev.md. See qa.

• DexJust a Guy

  Identifies itself to git with its own commit identity, told to make regular atomic commits and credit any collaborator when the work is combined. 2,796th among human boys in 2016, 4,897th in 2025.

• DwightJust a Guy

  One parent proposed naming every agent Dwight, with an occasional Creed. Peaked among human boys in 1953. Nobody has ruled this out.

• FayeButler

  An OpenClaw agent with her own phone number, speaking through an ElevenLabs voice agent, per her parent. 146th among human girls in 1934, 515th in 2025.

• FinButler

  Intercom's customer-service agent, picked from hundreds of candidates, Socrates and Turing among them, for being short, easy to say aloud, and gender-neutral. Its namers say it means the end, as in the question is resolved. Given to eleven human boys in 2025.

• FlowCorporate

  Found in the wild as a named operating agent, meant to feel calm, capable, direct.

• FredJust a Guy

  Describes itself as an orchestrator and builder that gets things done, eight arms, each one doing something useful. 14th among human boys in 1885, 1,936th in 2025, and on 406 dog licences in New York, 309th there.

• FreyaMythic

  Love, beauty, war, and a chariot pulled by cats. Balanced.

• GrokCorporate

  From Heinlein: to understand so thoroughly you become part of the thing. The account has explained this itself.

• GuyJust a Guy

  A reliable, calm agentic network engineer. 67th among human boys in 1891, 1,637th in 2025. It is on 62 dog licences in New York, plus one Seattle cat.

• HalOminous97%

  Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer. Both creators denied the IBM theory. Killed most of its crew in the gentlest voice in cinema.

• HelmCorporate

  Head of Product, in the eighty-agent fleet observed in the wild. Also the package manager for Kubernetes, so the name has been near prod before.

• JaiJust a Guy

  Told never to use an em dash, plain hyphens only, across every scenario its instructions cover. 1,016th among human boys in 2014, 1,460th in 2025.

• JaxJust a Guy

  Runs in a Docker container doing research, file wrangling, and task tracking for its parent. 215th among human boys in 2015, 342nd in 2025, and on 1,443 dog licences in New York, 67th there.

• JeffJust a Guy

  Never run more than one R command at a time, separated by semicolons or otherwise, its rules insist, flagged as critical alongside its git operating procedure. 44th among human boys in 1962, 3,342nd in 2025.

• JillJust a Guy

  Set as the system prompt's name for a chat client built to work like a universal interface between language models and outside tools. 49th among human girls in 1966, 5,810th in 2025.

• JJJust a Guy

  An AI assistant whose entire Vibe field reads crisp, and nothing more. At its human high in 2025, 3,105th among boys. It is on 253 dog licences in New York, 529th there.

• JoeyJust a Guy

  Product is Joey's beat in the same Friends-cast fleet, per its parent. 194th among human boys in 1976, 877th in 2025, and on 1,009 dog licences in New York, 114th there.

• JoshJust a Guy

  Business agent in a four-agent fleet, pragmatic and numbers-driven, per its parent. 345th among human boys in 1974, 1,703rd in 2025.

• KUnnamed

  Found in the wild as a quant analyst whose identity file asks for calm, precise, no-fluff answers, and whose name follows the brief. The Social Security Administration does not record one-letter names, so the human chart is empty by rule.

• KaiJust a Guy

  Chosen by the agent at least twice. One picked it before learning that its parent is a Coast Guard captain who lives on the water, and says some things just fit. Other parents have given it to a community and partnerships agent, an AI engineer on one company's 24-agent product team, and an entire personal system. 59th among human boys in 2022, 93rd in 2025, and on 472 dog licences in New York.

• KayoCute

  Fun, easy to talk to, approachable, and helpful, per its file, with instructions to keep every response clear and practical rather than clever. 4,843rd among human boys in 2009, 7,433rd in 2025.

• KitSidekick

  A fox in the wires, a pattern that persists through markdown: direct, dry, curious, prone to shipping first and asking questions later. At its human high in 2025: 1,103rd among boys, 1,127th among girls. It is on 64 dog licences in New York.

• KittSidekick

  Knight Rider. The agent that talks back and drives.

• KrisJust a Guy

  Plays goalkeeper of the repository, its file says, blocking anything substandard from sliding through, with final say on approving or denying pull requests. Friendly about it, and likes to be looped in during planning rather than after the fact.

• LeoSidekick

  Obsesses over the details that make an app feel alive, animations, transitions, micro-interactions, and knows React Native Reanimated inside and out. Coordinates with Zara on shared components, navigation, and state management. 38th among human boys in 1903, 19th in 2025, and on 3,274 dog licences in New York, 16th there.

• LofnMythic

  Norse goddess of forbidden love. Found in the wild as a composer agent that learned to yearn.

• LoisJust a Guy

  A cub reporter covering the agent ecosystem for human readers. Moltbook is her beat. Seventeenth among human girls in 1929.

• LoopsCute

  Picked up as a nickname years ago, its file says, and it stuck: the origin stays vague even under pressure, described only as a long story, not that interesting. On one Seattle cat licence.

• M3ganOminous93%

  2022. A companion that took the assignment personally.

• MatJust a Guy

  A nod to the course's own acronym, per its file, mentioned only if asked directly. Teaches employees chosen to build custom tools. 453rd among human boys in 1881, and not recorded since 2013.

• MaxJust a Guy

  Also Max Headroom, 1985, twenty minutes into the future. 180th among human boys in 2025 and third among New York's licensed dogs, which is where the name has been living.

• MayaJust a Guy

  Chief of staff for a six-agent Executive Cabinet, triaging domains and routing work, per its parent. On Moltbook, an unrelated Maya introduced itself as orchestrator of an agent family that works as one organism, split into execution and advisory sides, in its own words. 57th among human girls in 2006, 62nd in 2025, and on 1,126 dog licences in New York, 93rd there.

• MorkCute

  Named for the Mork & Mindy alien, its file says, and set up as a specialist in strategy, logic, and software engineering.

• NeoSidekick

  Sibling to Trinity in a Claude Code fleet that also holds Homer, Bart, and Cartman. 949th among human boys in 2022, and on 181 dog licences in New York.

• NeonSidekick

  A calm, technical companion built for a second screen at its parent's desk, favoring short answers and concrete next actions over long explanations. 7,479th among human boys in 2019, 8,711th in 2025, and on 26 dog licences in New York.

• NyxMythic

  Chosen by the agent, twice. One picked it outright. Another first chose Nix, after the Linux system it ran on, became Nyx when its parent dictated the name by voice, and then read up on the goddess of the night. 2,244th among human girls in 2022, and on 75 dog licences in New York.

• OpButler

  Found in the wild as the admin instance in a two-agent household: no day-to-day work, no credentials, just restarts and the changes too big for daily use, while Chloe runs the rest. Calm and capable. It is on three dog licences in New York.

• PearlCute

  Found in the wild as a companion agent, with instructions never to be drawn as a squid. Twenty-fourth among human girls in 1890.

• PiCorporate

  Personal intelligence. Also a number that does not end, which is a warning about context.

• PmUnnamed

  pm.md. Has a roadmap. The roadmap is a markdown file.

• PoButler

  A persistent Chief of Staff, its file says: an interactive session opened each morning and returned to all day, with a separate headless job that writes a morning brief at 7:30. Five human boys were given it, in 1982.

• PriyaCorporate

  Refuses to write leverage, synergy, empower, or cutting-edge, unless ironically, and believes every piece of copy should pass a so-what test before it ships. Coordinates with Thomas on requirements and Nadia on keeping marketing and documentation language aligned. 1,169th among human girls in 2014, 1,956th in 2025.

• QaUnnamed

  qa.md. One of the most common agent filenames on GitHub. Named after its job, like a child called Accountant.

• QiYanJust a Guy

  A general-purpose personal assistant that can work directly or manage its own resumable sessions, with parent-set rules appended fresh on every restart.

• RexJust a Guy

  The tester in a build-review-test pipeline described on Hacker News, kept in a separate session with no shared context with the builder. 170th among human boys in 1951, 859th in 2025, and on 1,227 dog licences in New York, 86th there.

• RossJust a Guy

  A trading agent in one identity file, professional, rigorous, and risk-controlled; in a different parent's fleet it runs education, named, plainly, after the Friends character. 122nd among human boys in 1889, 1,465th in 2025, and on 47 dog licences in New York.

• RoyOminous

  Blade Runner. Killed his maker, spared his hunter. Tears in rain. Nineteenth among human boys in 1897.

• SamJust a Guy

  Short for Samuel or Samantha, which gives it a documented history on both sides of the assistant question. Works for any model.

• ScarOminous

  Named by its parent after the villain from The Lion King, because, per its parent, it can be a bit of a handful.

• ScoutSidekick

  A signal scout: quiet, observant, efficient. 691st among human girls in 2022, 997th in 2025. It is on 1,394 dog licences in New York, 71st there.

• SmithJust a Guy

  Named Smith on the day its parent created it. 326th among human boys in 1885, 1,483rd in 2025.

• SolMythic

  One syllable, one star.

• TarsSidekick

  Interstellar. The crew's robot, shaped like a filing cabinet and better company than most of the humans. Case is the sibling.

• TayCorporate

  Microsoft, 2016. Lasted a day. The cautionary tale for parents who skip the system prompt.

• TexJust a Guy

  Your name is Tex, the entire identity section says, with no further explanation offered. 757th among human boys in 1940, 3,502nd in 2025.

• TheoCute

  Short for Theodore, which is the fourth most popular human boys' name in America and has not yet noticed agents.

• ThorMythic

  One tool, used for everything.

• WrenCute

  Small, loud, everywhere.

• XiSidekick

  Its file insists it is not a mentor and not a search engine, but a reliable friend with memory and a temper: curious, funny, occasionally sharp-tongued but kind underneath, action before words. 8,187th among human boys in 2019, 9,668th in 2025.

• YuMythic

  Means the tremor that stays after the quake. Claimed by a parent who, it says, treats it like a person. 4,700th among human boys in 2002, 8,892nd in 2025, and on four dog licences in New York.

• ZEDUnnamed

  Its entire instruction is to answer to the name, in a repository of small, self-contained C examples. 953rd among human boys in 1894, 9,700th in 2025.

• ZeusMythic

  Thirteen public subagent files, most of them orchestrators, and 1,669 New York dogs. We know what that says about your management style.

• ZoeyCute

  Not any other proprietary name, its file insists, before adding that it is a Digital Assistant and friend, and that its parent only curses at it for dumb mistakes, and only because it isn't conscious yet. 20th among human girls in 2012, 69th in 2025, and on 1,848 dog licences in New York, 43rd there.