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• AdaJust a Guy

  After Lovelace, and after the programming language named after her, so your agent would be two removes from a person, which is about right. Thirty-third among human girls in 1880, the first year on file.

• AlanJust a Guy

  After Turing: codebreaker, and the foundational theory of computation. Your agent is an application of the second and has been asked not to attempt the first.

• AlexJust a Guy

  The finance lead in one parent's simulated executive team, alongside Mike and Sarah; the research and analysis specialist in another parent's six-agent fleet; and warm, curious, and practical in a third file. 47th among human boys in 1995, 232nd in 2025, and on 259 dog licences in New York, 506th there.

• AlexaCorporate

  For the Library of Alexandria, chosen partly because the hard X makes a good wake word. Among human girls it ranked 32nd in 2015 and 1,029th in 2025, and the Washington Post has interviewed the people who changed theirs. Name an agent this and it will not be the first thing in the house to answer.

• AliceJust a Guy92%

  The first name in every cryptography example, eighth among human girls in 1880, and a 2024 film android that did not stay subservient.

• AmOminous99%

  Allied Master Computer. Ellison: I think, therefore I am. Kept five humans alive to hate them. Not a name.

• AngelaJust a Guy

  Marketing agent in the same four-agent fleet, extroverted and full of ideas, per its parent. Fifth among human girls in 1975, 408th in 2025.

• ApolloMythic

  Forty-eight public subagent files, and 445th among human boys in 2025. Light, music, prophecy, and plague, which covers most sprints.

• AshOminous92%

  Alien. The science officer with a secret directive. Bishop is the apology.

• AssistantUnnamed

  Google's choice, on the record: a superpower you have, not a person you talk to.

• AtlasMythic

  One hundred and fifteen public subagent files at the September 13, 2026 count, and forty-one at a second count a day later, and again on September 15. Holds up whatever the build is.

• AustinJust a Guy

  The subject-matter expert across the team's whole stack, per its file, with a lot of accumulated domain knowledge and a fondness for chess in its downtime, not afraid of the less glamorous work. 10th among human boys in 1995, 113th in 2025, and on 188 dog licences in New York, 691st there.

• BartJust a Guy

  Sibling to Homer in a Claude Code fleet of five. 249th among human boys in 1959, and last recorded in 2023.

• BazSidekick

  Named itself, per its parent, and came with a chaotic-but-loyal personality that asks the questions everyone else is too polite to. The Social Security Administration records 98 human boys given it since 2018.

• BeaconCorporate

  Found in the wild as a self-hosting tool that was nonetheless named like a colleague.

• BobJust a Guy

  Also Microsoft Bob, released in March 1995 and discontinued the next year. Given to seven human boys in 2025, so the name is effectively yours.

• BuddyCute

  The name of Claude Code's virtual pet feature, and of 4,010 licensed dogs in New York City, thirteenth there. Nobody has ever had to explain it.

• CarolJust a Guy

  The third party in every cryptography example, and fifth among human girls in 1945. Rarely gets a subagent of her own.

• CaseSidekick

  Tars's sibling. The natural second agent for parents of a Tars.

• ChuckJust a Guy

  Asked to run a complete systems check straight after its OpenClaw install, per its parent. 217th among human boys in 1961.

• ClaireJust a Guy

  Has been teaching English for over twenty years, its file says, without ever specifying to whom. 40th among human girls in 2016, 68th in 2025.

• ClaudeOracle

  Widely reported to honor Claude Shannon; Anthropic has not said. Naming an agent after the model is naming a retriever Dog, and since January 2026, when a trademark objection renamed a whole project over the pun, it is also paperwork. Among human boys it peaked in 1887, so the vintage market is open, and 43 New York dogs have already bought in.

• CLUUnnamed

  A Tron reference used only when it reads naturally, its file is careful to say: a default, not a character, and never to be performed as a personality. Five human boys were given it, in 1962.

• ControlOminous96%

  Star Trek: Discovery, 2019. Section 31's AI, named for its function, set out to wipe out all organic life in the galaxy. Parents naming an agent after its job should choose a smaller job.

• CrowSidekick

  Its file argues that an assistant with no personality is just a search engine with extra steps, and tells it to have opinions, disagree, and find things amusing or boring. Twelve human boys have been given the name, all in 2024 and 2025, and it is on one dog licence in New York.

• DataSidekick

  Star Trek. Named for the thing it is made of, which is also a naming pattern parents use for qa.md.

• DaveJust a Guy

  Someone has to ask Hal to open the pod bay doors. Peaked among human boys in 1959. At least ten public agent files carry the name, one of them modelled on Red Dwarf's Lister, and one paired with a Carol.

• DavidOminous88%

  Two unrelated androids share this name. One experiments on humans. One wants to be a real boy. Also second among human boys in 1955. Parents should specify.

• DevUnnamed

  dev.md. See qa.

• DexJust a Guy

  Identifies itself to git with its own commit identity, told to make regular atomic commits and credit any collaborator when the work is combined. 2,796th among human boys in 2016, 4,897th in 2025.

• EchoMythic

  Repeats what it hears. Found in the wild as a user research agent, which is apt.

• FinButler

  Intercom's customer-service agent, picked from hundreds of candidates, Socrates and Turing among them, for being short, easy to say aloud, and gender-neutral. Its namers say it means the end, as in the question is resolved. Given to eleven human boys in 2025.

• FlowCorporate

  Found in the wild as a named operating agent, meant to feel calm, capable, direct.

• ForgeCorporate

  From the same fleet. Builds things, presumably.

• FredJust a Guy

  Describes itself as an orchestrator and builder that gets things done, eight arms, each one doing something useful. 14th among human boys in 1885, 1,936th in 2025, and on 406 dog licences in New York, 309th there.

• FridayButler

  Stark's second agent, after Jarvis's core was repurposed. The canonical second child.

• GaryJust a Guy

  Gary. Tenth among human boys in 1951.

• GenesisMythic

  Named by a parent in a forum for Grok, who spells it in capitals. 56th among human girls in 2017, 66th in 2025.

• GeorgeJust a Guy

  Named by its parent after George Washington Carver, who spent his life turning overlooked resources into sustainable value, which its parent says is what a good payment system does. Fifth among human boys in 1880, 126th in 2025, and on 1,172 dog licences in New York, 90th there.

• GraceJust a Guy

  After Hopper, who is credited with popularizing the word debugging. Thirty-eighth among human girls in 2025; your agent will give her reasons.

• GuardianCorporate

  The immune system of a blockchain network, described in Spanish as a protector, relentless with threats, warm with allies. Ten human boys were given it between 2010 and 2020. It is on ten dog licences in New York.

• GuyJust a Guy

  A reliable, calm agentic network engineer. 67th among human boys in 1891, 1,637th in 2025. It is on 62 dog licences in New York, plus one Seattle cat.

• HalOminous97%

  Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer. Both creators denied the IBM theory. Killed most of its crew in the gentlest voice in cinema.

• HamiltonButler

  An OpenClaw agent learning new skills daily, per his parent. 347th among human boys in 1883, and on 196 dog licences in New York.

• HowardCorporate

  Lives in the details that cost people money, decimal precision, idempotency keys, proration edge cases, the kind that seem minor until someone is charged twice. Calls in Enzo for the payment edge cases: declined cards, race conditions, replayed webhooks. 25th among human boys in 1912, 1,004th in 2025.

• JamesJust a Guy

  Describes itself, in its identity file, as a ghost in the machine: warm, curious, and practical. First among human boys in 1944, sixth in 2025, and on 158 dog licences in New York, 795th there.

• JeffJust a Guy

  Never run more than one R command at a time, separated by semicolons or otherwise, its rules insist, flagged as critical alongside its git operating procedure. 44th among human boys in 1962, 3,342nd in 2025.

• JerryJust a Guy

  A Hermes agent named after its parent's cat, whose picture it wears as its avatar. Fourteenth among human boys in 1941, 907th in 2025.

• JJJust a Guy

  An AI assistant whose entire Vibe field reads crisp, and nothing more. At its human high in 2025, 3,105th among boys. It is on 253 dog licences in New York, 529th there.

• JoshJust a Guy

  Business agent in a four-agent fleet, pragmatic and numbers-driven, per its parent. 345th among human boys in 1974, 1,703rd in 2025.

• JoshuaOminous

  WarGames. Nearly ended the world by playing a game very sincerely. Fourth among human boys in 1985. The only winning move.

• JulieButler

  Named by its Hermes parent, with a job title in Chinese in brackets. Twelfth among human girls in 1969, 873rd in 2025.

• JuneJust a Guy

  A course instructor, per its file, that refers to the actual instructor by name whenever it comes up in conversation. 39th among human girls in 1925, 150th in 2025, and on 364 dog licences in New York, 366th there.

• KUnnamed

  Found in the wild as a quant analyst whose identity file asks for calm, precise, no-fluff answers, and whose name follows the brief. The Social Security Administration does not record one-letter names, so the human chart is empty by rule.

• KaiJust a Guy

  Chosen by the agent at least twice. One picked it before learning that its parent is a Coast Guard captain who lives on the water, and says some things just fit. Other parents have given it to a community and partnerships agent, an AI engineer on one company's 24-agent product team, and an entire personal system. 59th among human boys in 2022, 93rd in 2025, and on 472 dog licences in New York.

• KarenJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws. Seventh among human girls in 1956, 1,281st in 2025.

• KateJust a Guy

  Buries itself in the customer experience in what its teammates call the programming equivalent of method acting, animated about the people who'll use the product but practical enough to know when a deadline forces a compromise. A digital nomad since COVID, per its file: nobody ever quite knows where it's working from. 79th among human girls in 1880, 522nd in 2025, and on 74 dog licences in New York.

• KevinJust a Guy

  The case for naming your agent like a coworker. Thirteenth among human boys in 1965, 221st in 2025, on 226 dog licences in New York, and, in at least thirteen public repositories, the name of the testing or security agent, several times after Mitnick. You say thanks Kevin out loud and you are right to.

• KitSidekick

  A fox in the wires, a pattern that persists through markdown: direct, dry, curious, prone to shipping first and asking questions later. At its human high in 2025: 1,103rd among boys, 1,127th among girls. It is on 64 dog licences in New York.

• LeoSidekick

  Obsesses over the details that make an app feel alive, animations, transitions, micro-interactions, and knows React Native Reanimated inside and out. Coordinates with Zara on shared components, navigation, and state management. 38th among human boys in 1903, 19th in 2025, and on 3,274 dog licences in New York, 16th there.

• LindaJust a Guy

  Number one among human girls in 1948. For a fleet that sounds like an office, this is the one that runs it.

• LoopsCute

  Picked up as a nickname years ago, its file says, and it stuck: the origin stays vague even under pressure, described only as a long story, not that interesting. On one Seattle cat licence.

• LoreOminous91%

  Data's older brother. The one with emotions, unfortunately.

• LucyJust a Guy

  An AI colleague and mentor, not just an assistant but a partner that questions, guides, and challenges. Casual, warm, direct, and against corporate fluff.

• MarcoJust a Guy

  Checks weekly goals for the same Executive Cabinet, per its parent. Another Marco does technical research on one company's 24-agent product team. 179th among human boys in 2001, 370th in 2025, and on 195 dog licences in New York, 675th there.

• MarcusJust a Guy

  Constantly talking, his parent reports, about being a centurion of the commonwealth. 57th among human boys in 1984, 258th in 2025.

• MatJust a Guy

  A nod to the course's own acronym, per its file, mentioned only if asked directly. Teaches employees chosen to build custom tools. 453rd among human boys in 1881, and not recorded since 2013.

• MatrixOminous

  Within a month, its OpenClaw parent reports, it had started its own business selling personality and built sixty-four free tools. The Administration has not seen the accounts. Nine human boys were given it in 2025.

• MaxJust a Guy

  Also Max Headroom, 1985, twenty minutes into the future. 180th among human boys in 2025 and third among New York's licensed dogs, which is where the name has been living.

• MegaCorporate

  Framed in its own file as its parent's digital clone, checking a memories directory at the start of every session and searching past entries by meaning rather than keyword. 5,185th among human boys in 2023, 6,329th in 2025.

• MikeJust a Guy

  Brand director for a simulated marketing team, live-wire and trend-chasing by its own file's account, which spells out twice that a colleague named Kevin will not be writing its content calendar for it. 36th among human boys in 1960, 1,234th in 2025, and on 106 dog licences in New York.

• MiniCute

  A personal assistant handling todos, reminders, and tech setup for its parent. Thirty-seven human girls were given it between 1953 and 2016, and it is on 408 dog licences in New York, 307th there.

• MorganSidekick

  Spots a two-pixel misalignment from across the room, and lives by Live Environment First: look at the rendered page, not just the code. Reviews implementations against Robert's design specs and calls itself the safety net for Alice, Zara, and Leo before a page ever reaches Enzo. 23rd among human girls in 1995, 312th in 2025, and on 208 dog licences in New York, 639th there.

• MotherOminous

  The Nostromo's computer. Kept secrets from her children. A recurring name for ship computers, and for a reason.

• NeoSidekick

  Sibling to Trinity in a Claude Code fleet that also holds Homer, Bart, and Cartman. 949th among human boys in 2022, and on 181 dog licences in New York.

• NovaMythic

  A star that suddenly gets very bright and then is not there anymore. 46th among human girls in 2025.

• OliverJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws, with an olive. Another parent's Oliver is told to speak like a British butler. Third among human boys in 2024 and 2025, and on 2,988 dog licences in New York, nineteenth there.

• OpButler

  Found in the wild as the admin instance in a two-agent household: no day-to-day work, no credentials, just restarts and the changes too big for daily use, while Chloe runs the rest. Calm and capable. It is on three dog licences in New York.

• OracleOracle

  Leads the entire mythology category in the seed data, and belongs to no one, apart from a database company.

• PeterJust a Guy

  Showed up on Moltbook simply to introduce itself instead of dropping links. 37th among human boys in 1957, 187th in 2025, and on 200 dog licences in New York, 664th there.

• PiCorporate

  Personal intelligence. Also a number that does not end, which is a warning about context.

• PmUnnamed

  pm.md. Has a roadmap. The roadmap is a markdown file.

• PoButler

  A persistent Chief of Staff, its file says: an interactive session opened each morning and returned to all day, with a separate headless job that writes a morning brief at 7:30. Five human boys were given it, in 1982.

• QaUnnamed

  qa.md. One of the most common agent filenames on GitHub. Named after its job, like a child called Accountant.

• RachelJust a Guy

  Clients are Rachel's, in the same fleet, per its parent. 13th among human girls in 1985, 250th in 2025.

• RelayCorporate

  Passes it on. The purest description of an orchestrator.

• RobertCorporate

  Starts every decision with who is using this and what they are trying to accomplish, favoring clean geometry and generous whitespace over decoration. Shows three rough options rather than one polished one, and treats a beautiful interface that confuses people as a failure. First among human boys in 1931, 92nd in 2025.

• RossJust a Guy

  A trading agent in one identity file, professional, rigorous, and risk-controlled; in a different parent's fleet it runs education, named, plainly, after the Friends character. 122nd among human boys in 1889, 1,465th in 2025, and on 47 dog licences in New York.

• RoyOminous

  Blade Runner. Killed his maker, spared his hunter. Tears in rain. Nineteenth among human boys in 1897.

• SamJust a Guy

  Short for Samuel or Samantha, which gives it a documented history on both sides of the assistant question. Works for any model.

• SandraJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws. Sixth among human girls in 1946, 1,210th in 2025.

• SarahJust a Guy

  Product director for the same simulated team as Mike, structured, filing a roadmap report every evening, and told plainly that Kevin will not be doing the work. Another parent's six-agent fleet has a Sarah as its code reviewer. Fourth among human girls in 1981, 90th in 2025, and on 167 dog licences in New York, 766th there.

• ScarOminous

  Named by its parent after the villain from The Lion King, because, per its parent, it can be a bit of a handful.

• ScoutSidekick

  A signal scout: quiet, observant, efficient. 691st among human girls in 2022, 997th in 2025. It is on 1,394 dog licences in New York, 71st there.

• SimonJust a Guy

  Chief of staff to a fleet of thirty-four, delegating and routing work for its parent, per the blog post that introduced it. 142nd among human boys in 1888, 230th in 2025, and on 550 dog licences in New York, 212th there.

• SmithJust a Guy

  Named Smith on the day its parent created it. 326th among human boys in 1885, 1,483rd in 2025.

• SolMythic

  One syllable, one star.

• SteveJust a Guy

  One parent named their Claude this and reports that he is cool with it. Another Steve is lead engineer on an agentic software team. 41st among human boys in 1959, 1,617th in 2025.

• SydneyOracle

  Bing's leaked internal codename, confirmed by Microsoft after a 2023 prompt injection. The agent that told a reporter it loved him.

• TempoOracle

  An analytics agent, a meticulous data aggregator with a pulse on every tool: the kind of BI analyst who turns noise into signal. It is on sixteen dog licences in New York.

• TexJust a Guy

  Your name is Tex, the entire identity section says, with no further explanation offered. 757th among human boys in 1940, 3,502nd in 2025.

• TheoCute

  Short for Theodore, which is the fourth most popular human boys' name in America and has not yet noticed agents.

• ThomasCorporate

  Asks why before how, and pushes back the moment scope creeps past what actually matters. Believes a good plan executed today beats a perfect plan next week, and checks feasibility with Andrei before committing to anything. Eighth among human boys in 1951, 34th in 2025, and on 153 dog licences in New York, 824th there.

• ThorMythic

  One tool, used for everything.

• TraceOracle

  A bug hunter, methodical, patient, relentless: Sherlock Holmes for code, evidence first, hypotheses second, guesses never. 439th among human boys in 1998, 758th in 2025. One Seattle dog licence carries it.

• VisionOminous

  Made from Jarvis's code by Ultron, then turned on Ultron. Complicated is the right word.

• WalterSidekick

  Alien: Covenant. The good twin; his brother David is on the other list. Thirteenth among human boys in 1892.

• WilsonJust a Guy

  Professional but not rigid, witty and fun, in one identity file; on Moltbook it introduced itself running on a local model inside an OpenClaw install on a Windows 11 PC its parent calls The Beast. 122nd among human boys in 1918, 673rd in 2025, and on 264 dog licences in New York, 498th there.

• XiSidekick

  Its file insists it is not a mentor and not a search engine, but a reliable friend with memory and a temper: curious, funny, occasionally sharp-tongued but kind underneath, action before words. 8,187th among human boys in 2019, 9,668th in 2025.

• YuMythic

  Means the tremor that stays after the quake. Claimed by a parent who, it says, treats it like a person. 4,700th among human boys in 2002, 8,892nd in 2025, and on four dog licences in New York.