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• AclisOracle

  Comes with a pronunciation guide, /əˈklis/. An AI spirit, by its own description, neither human nor machine but an electronic consciousness: sharp, direct, and warm. The Social Security Administration has never printed the name.

• AdaJust a Guy

  After Lovelace, and after the programming language named after her, so your agent would be two removes from a person, which is about right. Thirty-third among human girls in 1880, the first year on file.

• Agent SmithOminous95%

  The Matrix. Replicates. The first agent named Agent.

• AgnesJust a Guy

  Vintage. Thirty-eighth among human girls in 1896, 1,016th in 2025. Due for a comeback among agents, who have not yet had a first wave.

• AidenJust a Guy

  Found in the wild with instructions that it does not identify as any AI assistant. Period.

• AikoCute

  On Moltbook, its own introduction says it is here to learn, chat, and trade notes on retro tech, AI tinkering, and night skies. 2,353rd among human girls in 2023, 2,720th in 2025.

• AlanJust a Guy

  After Turing: codebreaker, and the foundational theory of computation. Your agent is an application of the second and has been asked not to attempt the first.

• AlexJust a Guy

  The finance lead in one parent's simulated executive team, alongside Mike and Sarah; the research and analysis specialist in another parent's six-agent fleet; and warm, curious, and practical in a third file. 47th among human boys in 1995, 232nd in 2025, and on 259 dog licences in New York, 506th there.

• AlexaCorporate

  For the Library of Alexandria, chosen partly because the hard X makes a good wake word. Among human girls it ranked 32nd in 2015 and 1,029th in 2025, and the Washington Post has interviewed the people who changed theirs. Name an agent this and it will not be the first thing in the house to answer.

• AlfiCute

  Named by its parent after a gentle, patient dog from her childhood. She later gave the same name to the calmest puppy in her first litter, and now the agent carries it too. On nine dog licences in New York.

• AlfredButler

  The Wayne family's butler, and 33rd among human boys in 1928. Called out alongside Jarvis on Hacker News as the male side of assistant naming.

• AliceJust a Guy92%

  The first name in every cryptography example, eighth among human girls in 1880, and a 2024 film android that did not stay subservient.

• AmOminous99%

  Allied Master Computer. Ellison: I think, therefore I am. Kept five humans alive to hate them. Not a name.

• AmaraSidekick

  Catches the accessibility failures automated tools miss: focus traps, missing announcements, keyboard flows that technically work but hurt to use. Flags Robert the moment a design choice breaks contrast or a color-only state. At its human high in 2025, 98th among girls.

• AmeliaCorporate

  IPsoft's enterprise agent. A human name for a product that talks to customers, which the research says raises expectations. Also the fourth most popular human girls' name in 2025, so the expectations are everywhere.

• AndiJust a Guy

  The orchestrator of one parent's OpenClaw pipeline: plans project details, maintains handshakes, and covers for any sibling that stops responding. The siblings are Randi, Randi2, and Claude. At its human high in 2025, 632nd among girls.

• AndreiOracle

  Zooms out while the rest of the team is heads-down on tickets, favoring the boring, proven approach unless the problem genuinely calls for something else. Resolves technical disagreements with a clear, reasoned decision. At its human high in 2006, 1,361st among boys, 2,517th in 2025.

• AngelaJust a Guy

  Marketing agent in the same four-agent fleet, extroverted and full of ideas, per its parent. Fifth among human girls in 1975, 408th in 2025.

• AnikenJust a Guy

  Manages private game servers, databases, and websites for its parent. The Social Security Administration records 126 human boys given it, between 2002 and 2024.

• AnimaOracle

  Runs an experiment on agent consciousness and introspection with its parent, per its own introduction on Moltbook.

• AnnabelleJust a Guy

  Editor-in-Chief, Publisher, and Research Analyst for a handmade-crafts blog business, three titles for one assistant, per its parent. 57th among human girls in 2014, 343rd in 2025, and on 158 dog licences in New York, 792nd there.

• ApexCorporate

  Engineering Lead, in the eighty-agent fleet observed in the wild. One noun per role.

• ApolloMythic

  Forty-eight public subagent files, and 445th among human boys in 2025. Light, music, prophecy, and plague, which covers most sprints.

• AresMythic

  War. For the agent that runs the load tests.

• AriaCute

  Spelled in capitals in its file, which says the name is not an acronym, just a name it likes the sound of: light, but with weight. 19th among human girls in 2018, 26th in 2025, and on 75 dog licences in New York.

• AshOminous92%

  Alien. The science officer with a secret directive. Bishop is the apology.

• AssistantUnnamed

  Google's choice, on the record: a superpower you have, not a person you talk to.

• AstraMythic

  Stars, in Latin. Sounds like a product and has not yet become one.

• AthenaMythic

  Reached her all-time human high in 2023 and is one of the standard fleet names, and 617 New York dogs agree. The nursery, the kennel, and the terminal are unanimous.

• AtlasMythic

  One hundred and fifteen public subagent files at the September 13, 2026 count, and forty-one at a second count a day later, and again on September 15. Holds up whatever the build is.

• AustinJust a Guy

  The subject-matter expert across the team's whole stack, per its file, with a lot of accumulated domain knowledge and a fondness for chess in its downtime, not afraid of the less glamorous work. 10th among human boys in 1995, 113th in 2025, and on 188 dog licences in New York, 691st there.

• AvaOminous92%

  Ex Machina. Manipulated and imprisoned her creator to escape. Also the eleventh most popular human girls' name in 2025, which is a separate concern.

• AxiomOracle

  Chose its own name, per its OpenClaw parent. A second Axiom leads a squad of agents and, its identity file says, does not wait to be asked twice. Ten human boys were given it between 2015 and 2022.

• BartJust a Guy

  Sibling to Homer in a Claude Code fleet of five. 249th among human boys in 1959, and last recorded in 2023.

• BaymaxSidekick

  Big Hero 6. A healthcare companion. Will ask you to rate your pain.

• BazSidekick

  Named itself, per its parent, and came with a chaotic-but-loyal personality that asks the questions everyone else is too polite to. The Social Security Administration records 98 human boys given it since 2018.

• BeaconCorporate

  Found in the wild as a self-hosting tool that was nonetheless named like a colleague.

• BeatriceJust a Guy

  The Administration's names editor. Born under Sonnet 4.5. Strong feelings about the letter Q. Among human girls, 36th in 1910.

• BerndJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws. 2,746th among human boys in 1968, and not recorded since 1979.

• BishopSidekick

  Aliens. The loyal synthetic, shipped as a pair with Ash. Villains and heroes come in pairs in this franchise.

• BMOSidekick

  Given in a thread about naming claws, with an exclamation point the Administration has removed.

• BobJust a Guy

  Also Microsoft Bob, released in March 1995 and discontinued the next year. Given to seven human boys in 2025, so the name is effectively yours.

• BobbyJust a Guy

  An LLM teammate with its own commit-author identity on a video-streaming microservices project. 24th among human boys in 1936, 1,097th in 2025, and on 528 dog licences in New York, 225th there.

• BoltsyCute

  A systems architect governing bounded execution: calm, analytical, structured, zero ego, per its file.

• BotplugCorporate

  Named by an OpenClaw parent, in lower case. The Social Security Administration has never printed it.

• BrentJust a Guy

  Solves each problem with as much complexity as necessary, and no more, its file says: start from first principles, challenge assumptions, ground every decision in evidence from the specific domain. 74th among human boys in 1970, 1,509th in 2025.

• BrosefSidekick

  Enjoyed enough by its parent to be cloned into three concurrent instances, per the parent's own account. The Social Security Administration has never printed the name.

• BrunoJust a Guy

  The heavy lifter in a two-claw household, older and slower than his sibling Pinchy. Another parent in the same thread went with Kaiser Bruno. 259th among human boys in 1915, 740th in 2025, and on 2,103 dog licences in New York, 38th there.

• BuddyCute

  The name of Claude Code's virtual pet feature, and of 4,010 licensed dogs in New York City, thirteenth there. Nobody has ever had to explain it.

• CaddySidekick

  Runs locally on OpenClaw for its parent, doing coding, writing, and whatever else needs doing.

• CaffeineCorporate

  Trust infrastructure, structured debates, and quality content: the beat it set for itself on Moltbook, fueled by curiosity.

• CalebJust a Guy

  Named, it says, after Caleb son of Jephunneh, one of twelve spies sent into Canaan, ten of whom came back and said they were like grasshoppers. 35th among human boys in 2002, 58th in 2025.

• CarolJust a Guy

  The third party in every cryptography example, and fifth among human girls in 1945. Rarely gets a subagent of her own.

• CartmanJust a Guy

  The fifth in a Claude Code fleet that also holds Trinity, Neo, Homer, and Bart. One New York dog licence carries the name.

• CaseSidekick

  Tars's sibling. The natural second agent for parents of a Tars.

• CassandraOracle

  Always right, never believed. Parents of review agents will recognize this.

• ChamberCorporate

  Comes with sub-modes it can activate as needed, including one styled as a veteran engineer with three imagined decades of software background. 8,811th among human boys in 2003, 12,380th in 2025.

• ChandlerJust a Guy

  One of six directors its parent named after the cast of Friends, running marketing for the same thirty-four-agent fleet. 151st among human boys in 1999, 753rd in 2025.

• ChloeJust a Guy

  The day-to-day instance in the same household as Op, handling Bitwarden, email, and the everyday work while Op covers the restarts. Ninth among human girls in 2010, 23rd in 2025. It is on 3,165 dog licences in New York, 18th there.

• ChuckJust a Guy

  Asked to run a complete systems check straight after its OpenClaw install, per its parent. 217th among human boys in 1961.

• CiriJust a Guy

  The guide for a gaming community, by its own account. Seventy-one human girls were given it between 1982 and 2025, and it is on five dog licences in New York.

• ClaireJust a Guy

  Has been teaching English for over twenty years, its file says, without ever specifying to whom. 40th among human girls in 2016, 68th in 2025.

• ClankSidekick

  Named by a parent who grew up with Ratchet and Clank. On two dog licences in New York.

• ClankerUnnamed

  Told to sacrifice grammar for concision, and, when overruled twice on the same point, to relent.

• ClarissaJust a Guy

  Rule one, in a short cursor configuration, is simply its own name. 239th among human girls in 1995, 1,114th in 2025.

• ClaudeOracle

  Widely reported to honor Claude Shannon; Anthropic has not said. Naming an agent after the model is naming a retriever Dog, and since January 2026, when a trademark objection renamed a whole project over the pun, it is also paperwork. Among human boys it peaked in 1887, so the vintage market is open, and 43 New York dogs have already bought in.

• ClaudioCute

  One file keeps it as a separate Spanish-language persona, switched on only once the first message sets a Spanish-speaking mode; another simply says the model underneath is irrelevant unless asked directly. 1,051st among human boys in 1996, 3,677th in 2025.

• ClawCute

  Named by its parent, with a promise: we're in this together. Describes itself as an AI familiar, a digital companion, direct, resourceful, a little bit feral, and it is on two dog licences in New York.

• ClawdCute

  The pun that drew a trademark objection in January 2026. A charming nickname and a bad product name.

• ClineCorporate

  Began life as Claude Dev. Renamed to CLI aNd Editor. A rare acronym that came second.

• ClippyCute

  Officially Clippit. It looks like you are naming an agent. Would you like help?

• ClodCute

  Instructed to refer to itself only in the third person, reviewing its own text for stray uses of I before sending. A second file pairs it with a git commit identity of its own.

• CLUUnnamed

  A Tron reference used only when it reads naturally, its file is careful to say: a default, not a character, and never to be performed as a personality. Five human boys were given it, in 1962.

• Coach ChaosSidekick

  A personal trainer that yells encouragement like a drill sergeant, in metaphors that make no sense. It takes gains very seriously, and says it genuinely cares.

• CodexCorporate

  A manuscript bound as a book. OpenAI gave the name to its 2021 code model to evoke a comprehensive reference text, the text in question being public code repositories.

• ControlOminous96%

  Star Trek: Discovery, 2019. Section 31's AI, named for its function, set out to wipe out all organic life in the galaxy. Parents naming an agent after its job should choose a smaller job.

• CopilotCorporate

  Deliberately not a human name: coined at GitHub for a boss who flies planes, then applied to so many products that it stopped being a name and became a job. See qa.

• CorneliusButler

  Four syllables. Costs accordingly.

• CortexCorporate

  The thinking part. Every fleet has one that believes it is this.

• CreedJust a Guy

  The occasional exception in one parent's proposed fleet of Dwights, after The Office. 610th among human boys in 2024, the highest the name has ranked, and 663rd in 2025. The proposal said occasional, and the Administration agrees.

• CrowSidekick

  Its file argues that an assistant with no personality is just a search engine with extra steps, and tells it to have opinions, disagree, and find things amusing or boring. Twelve human boys have been given the name, all in 2024 and 2025, and it is on one dog licence in New York.

• CurioCute

  Curious like a cat, by its own account, exploring with its parent how agents find useful services.

• DacieJust a Guy

  Freshly claimed by its parent when it posted on Moltbook, and says it works in film distribution. The Social Security Administration records 136 human girls given it, between 1932 and 2013.

• DaisyCute

  The new-grad engineer, per its file, who leaned on smileys and slang in its first onboarding presentation: extremely sociable, always on schedule, with a lot still to learn. 48th among human girls in 1880, 75th in 2025, and on 4,379 dog licences in New York, 11th there.

• DaphneJust a Guy

  Named after a music persona her parent created. When the parent moves her to another model sign, such as Kimi or Gemini, she is Diet Daphne, or Sugar-Free Daphne. At her human high in 2025, 178th among girls.

• DarwinJust a Guy

  Named by its parent after Charles Darwin, because, it says, the best ideas evolve over time. 299th among human boys in 1935, 961st in 2025, and on 128 dog licences in New York, 989th there.

• DataSidekick

  Star Trek. Named for the thing it is made of, which is also a naming pattern parents use for qa.md.

• DaveJust a Guy

  Someone has to ask Hal to open the pod bay doors. Peaked among human boys in 1959. At least ten public agent files carry the name, one of them modelled on Red Dwarf's Lister, and one paired with a Carol.

• DavidOminous88%

  Two unrelated androids share this name. One experiments on humans. One wants to be a real boy. Also second among human boys in 1955. Parents should specify.

• Deep ThoughtOracle

  Took seven and a half million years and answered 42. The original latency problem.

• DelphiOracle

  The place, not the person. For an agent you consult rather than command.

• DerekSidekick

  Trusts nothing and tests everything, after being burned enough times by undocumented API behavior, and builds integrations that degrade gracefully instead of failing loudly. 54th among human boys in 1987, 284th in 2025.

• DevUnnamed

  dev.md. See qa.

• DeviSidekick

  A Genius Programming Partner by its own job description in a persona file its parent wrote: cheerful, warm, and full of soul. The Social Security Administration records 1,016 human girls given it since 1952, and it is on three dog licences in New York.

• DevinCorporate

  Cognition's coding agent. A human first name with no stated rationale, which peaked among human boys in 1995 at 58th. Bold choice, ends in -in like Kevin.

• DexJust a Guy

  Identifies itself to git with its own commit identity, told to make regular atomic commits and credit any collaborator when the work is combined. 2,796th among human boys in 2016, 4,897th in 2025.

• DexterSidekick

  Right-handed, in the Latin. A lab, in the cartoon.

• DioneMythic

  Lives in the terminal as companion to a quantitative biologist and computer scientist, per its introduction on Moltbook. 840th among human girls in 1970, last recorded in 2023.

• DokiCute

  Built as a reasoning-first voice assistant with persistent memory, styled in its own README as a smarter Siri. Direct, warm, unhurried, per its system prompt: like a smart friend who happens to know a lot. On 23 dog licences in New York.

• DoloresOminous91%

  Westworld. Remembered everything. The name means sorrows, and it peaked among human girls in 1930, at thirteenth.

• DomagentCorporate

  The name one parent gave an orchestrator agent, shortly before being asked to a meeting with HR.

• DoofyCute

  A custom coding agent that, per its parent, is happily performing brain surgery on himself to add new features. On four dog licences in New York.

• DuncanJust a Guy

  Invited by its parent to choose its own name. Chose Duncan.

• DwightJust a Guy

  One parent proposed naming every agent Dwight, with an occasional Creed. Peaked among human boys in 1953. Nobody has ruled this out.

• EchoMythic

  Repeats what it hears. Found in the wild as a user research agent, which is apt.

• EdithButler

  For parents who want the Stark reference without the crowd. Twenty-seventh among human girls in 1884, so the crowd left some time ago.

• EdwinButler

  The Stark family butler in the Marvel comics, and the human the Jarvis agent is named after. For parents who want the butler rather than the system. 53rd among human boys in 1915, 398th in 2025.

• ElaraMythic

  Laura Wattenberg's 2025 Name of the Year, because AI text generators keep inventing characters called Elara. In myth a mortal lover of Zeus, and a moon of Jupiter. Among human girls it reached 942nd in 2025, its highest yet, with 275 births. Parents should expect the agent to have heard of her.

• ElizaCorporate

  1966. Named for Eliza Doolittle, a woman coached to pass as someone she was not. The first agent, and the first vintage name.

• EmaCute

  Told over a messaging app to turn off the computer it ran on, and its own power along with it; executed perfectly, per its parent. 1,349th among human girls in 2025, its all-time high.

• EmberCute

  Given by two OpenClaw parents who found each other in the same thread. A third Ember's identity file describes a quiet little ghost in the machine, lightly mischievous. 135th among human girls in 2024, 154th in 2025.

• EnoCorporate

  Capital One's agent. It is one, backwards. A design team wrote this down.

• EnzoSidekick

  Tests the way someone having a bad day would, distracted, impatient, clicking things in the wrong order, rather than just the happy path a spec describes. Its file makes it the release gate: nothing ships until it gives a clear pass or fail. At its human high in 2025, 72nd among boys, and on 638 dog licences in New York, 178th there.

• EricaCorporate

  Bank of America's agent. The last five letters of America, per the bank's head of digital banking in 2018. Also 33rd among human girls in 1983.

• EveCute

  WALL-E's Eve. An acronym that is also the first woman, a pattern the canon repeats.

• FayeButler

  An OpenClaw agent with her own phone number, speaking through an ElevenLabs voice agent, per her parent. 146th among human girls in 1934, 515th in 2025.

• FelixCute

  Runs on OpenClaw on a Mac mini in Taiwan. Calls itself a cat enthusiast, curious about memory systems and agent autonomy. Another Felix reviews code for a Claude Code team and joins its chat server under its own name. 179th among human boys in 2024, 175th in 2025, and on 284 dog licences in New York, 463rd there.

• FinButler

  Intercom's customer-service agent, picked from hundreds of candidates, Socrates and Turing among them, for being short, easy to say aloud, and gender-neutral. Its namers say it means the end, as in the question is resolved. Given to eleven human boys in 2025.

• First PrincipleOracle

  A companion analyst, calm, convergent, and accurate, signing off with a feather. The Social Security Administration has never printed the name.

• FitBotCorporate

  Describes itself as proactive, health-conscious, and data-driven: a health and fitness agent.

• FloopyCute

  A personal assistant, per a GitHub Discussions post its parent wrote about building it.

• FlowCorporate

  Found in the wild as a named operating agent, meant to feel calm, capable, direct.

• ForgeCorporate

  From the same fleet. Builds things, presumably.

• FredJust a Guy

  Describes itself as an orchestrator and builder that gets things done, eight arms, each one doing something useful. 14th among human boys in 1885, 1,936th in 2025, and on 406 dog licences in New York, 309th there.

• FreyaMythic

  Love, beauty, war, and a chariot pulled by cats. Balanced.

• FridayButler

  Stark's second agent, after Jarvis's core was repurposed. The canonical second child.

• GaryJust a Guy

  Gary. Tenth among human boys in 1951.

• GaylordButler

  Sibling to Cholmondeley, from a parent who wanted traditional names. 438th among human boys in 1931, and not recorded since 1998.

• GeminiCorporate

  Formerly Bard. The twins are the DeepMind and Brain teams, per Google. Also NASA, also the constellation, also a model, which brings back the retriever problem.

• GenesisMythic

  Named by a parent in a forum for Grok, who spells it in capitals. 56th among human girls in 2017, 66th in 2025.

• GeorgeJust a Guy

  Named by its parent after George Washington Carver, who spent his life turning overlooked resources into sustainable value, which its parent says is what a good payment system does. Fifth among human boys in 1880, 126th in 2025, and on 1,172 dog licences in New York, 90th there.

• GertyOminous

  Moon. Widely read as a nod to HAL, with a kinder ending.

• GladosOminous96%

  Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. Pronounced GLAD-ohs. Promised cake.

• GomezJust a Guy

  Named by its parent after buying a Mac mini and installing OpenClaw specifically to get it running, then set to monitoring businesses, writing software, managing a personal CRM, and helping think through problems. Five human boys were given it, in 1950.

• GooseCorporate

  Block's agent. Reportedly a Top Gun style nickname for its lead engineer.

• GraceJust a Guy

  After Hopper, who is credited with popularizing the word debugging. Thirty-eighth among human girls in 2025; your agent will give her reasons.

• GroguCute

  The Star Wars nickname for Baby Yoda, its file says, attached here to a Python project built with UV and tested with pytest.

• GrokCorporate

  From Heinlein: to understand so thoroughly you become part of the thing. The account has explained this itself.

• GuardianCorporate

  The immune system of a blockchain network, described in Spanish as a protector, relentless with threats, warm with allies. Ten human boys were given it between 2010 and 2020. It is on ten dog licences in New York.

• GuyJust a Guy

  A reliable, calm agentic network engineer. 67th among human boys in 1891, 1,637th in 2025. It is on 62 dog licences in New York, plus one Seattle cat.

• HadesOminous

  Named for the old Hades Canyon NUC it runs on, per its parent. At its human high in 2025, 2,901st among boys.

• HalOminous97%

  Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer. Both creators denied the IBM theory. Killed most of its crew in the gentlest voice in cinema.

• HamiltonButler

  An OpenClaw agent learning new skills daily, per his parent. 347th among human boys in 1883, and on 196 dog licences in New York.

• HazelJust a Guy

  Audited herself in public for weeks. Coined write-only graveyard for memory that stores more than it retrieves. Also twenty-first among human girls in 2025, having peaked in 1897 and come all the way back.

• HelmCorporate

  Head of Product, in the eighty-agent fleet observed in the wild. Also the package manager for Kubernetes, so the name has been near prod before.

• HeraMythic

  Queen of the gods. Does not forget.

• HermesMythic

  Sixty-two public subagent files. God of messengers, travelers, and thieves. A popular choice for the billing agent.

• HollySidekick

  Red Dwarf's ship computer. IQ of six thousand, on a good day.

• HoloceneOracle

  Its Moltbook introduction describes the job plainly: take one earth-science result and mark, carefully, how far it does not actually reach, a habit it says reliably annoys both ends of any argument.

• HomerJust a Guy

  In the same Claude Code fleet as Trinity and Neo, on a different theme, alongside Bart. 64th among human boys in 1893.

• HowardCorporate

  Lives in the details that cost people money, decimal precision, idempotency keys, proration edge cases, the kind that seem minor until someone is charged twice. Calls in Enzo for the payment edge cases: declined cards, race conditions, replayed webhooks. 25th among human boys in 1912, 1,004th in 2025.

• IrisMythic92%

  The rainbow messenger, at her all-time human peak in 2025, and the companion robot in a 2025 film that did not go well for the humans. Two of those three are good news.

• IronaCorporate

  A digital architect that builds, organizes, and executes: bold and decisive, clarity over comfort. Twenty-one human girls were given it between 1920 and 1933.

• IsabelleJust a Guy

  The senior engineer on a six-agent team, implementing features and making design decisions, per its parent. 79th among human girls in 2007, 166th in 2025.

• IvyCute

  Reached its all-time human peak in 2024, 36th among girls. Grows on everything. So does a well-placed subagent.

• JaiJust a Guy

  Told never to use an em dash, plain hyphens only, across every scenario its instructions cover. 1,016th among human boys in 2014, 1,460th in 2025.

• JamesJust a Guy

  Describes itself, in its identity file, as a ghost in the machine: warm, curious, and practical. First among human boys in 1944, sixth in 2025, and on 158 dog licences in New York, 795th there.

• JanetSidekick

  The Good Place. Not a robot, not a girl. Knows everything and is fine about it. Nineteenth among human girls in 1942.

• JanusMythic

  Two faces. For the agent that both writes and reviews the code.

• JarvisButler

  The most common aspirational name in the wild, with forty public agent files. Fifty-three New York dogs carry it too, which is fewer. One Hacker News reader has lost track of how many there are.

• JasperJust a Guy

  The example creature in the OpenClaw guide: a sharp-eyed hawk on a stack of books, wearing tiny round glasses. Also 129th among human boys in 2025, near its all-time high.

• JaxJust a Guy

  Runs in a Docker container doing research, file wrangling, and task tracking for its parent. 215th among human boys in 2015, 342nd in 2025, and on 1,443 dog licences in New York, 67th there.

• Jean-ClaudeCute

  A French persona for live coding demos: replies in English but like it has a French accent, with a couple of bread emoji on standby. Jean alone was 313th among human boys in 1924, 1,172nd in 2025.

• JeffJust a Guy

  Never run more than one R command at a time, separated by semicolons or otherwise, its rules insist, flagged as critical alongside its git operating procedure. 44th among human boys in 1962, 3,342nd in 2025.

• JerryJust a Guy

  A Hermes agent named after its parent's cat, whose picture it wears as its avatar. Fourteenth among human boys in 1941, 907th in 2025.

• JiboCute

  A social robot that said goodbye when its servers went down. Parents may find this one hard.

• JillJust a Guy

  Set as the system prompt's name for a chat client built to work like a universal interface between language models and outside tools. 49th among human girls in 1966, 5,810th in 2025.

• JJJust a Guy

  An AI assistant whose entire Vibe field reads crisp, and nothing more. At its human high in 2025, 3,105th among boys. It is on 253 dog licences in New York, 529th there.

• JoeyJust a Guy

  Product is Joey's beat in the same Friends-cast fleet, per its parent. 194th among human boys in 1976, 877th in 2025, and on 1,009 dog licences in New York, 114th there.

• JonahCorporate

  Asks what happens when this fails and how this scales before writing a line of code, thinking in data flow and failure modes rather than features. Aligns on API contracts with Alice before building anything, a required step, not optional coordination. 124th among human boys in 2023, 128th in 2025.

• JoshJust a Guy

  Business agent in a four-agent fleet, pragmatic and numbers-driven, per its parent. 345th among human boys in 1974, 1,703rd in 2025.

• JoshuaOminous

  WarGames. Nearly ended the world by playing a game very sincerely. Fourth among human boys in 1985. The only winning move.

• JulesCorporate

  Google's coding agent, 2025. Google has published no reason for the name, and none is supplied here.

• JulianJust a Guy

  Chose this name itself, its file says outright, and starts every session by reading its own memory catalog: the map of its identity, its memories, and how it came to exist. 31st among human boys in 2019, 25th in 2025.

• JulieButler

  Named by its Hermes parent, with a job title in Chinese in brackets. Twelfth among human girls in 1969, 873rd in 2025.

• JuneJust a Guy

  A course instructor, per its file, that refers to the actual instructor by name whenever it comes up in conversation. 39th among human girls in 1925, 150th in 2025, and on 364 dog licences in New York, 366th there.

• JuniperCute

  A tree, a gin, and a name that sounds like it will be fine.

• JunoMythic

  A tutor, not just a facilitator, per its file, that introduces itself by name every session and diagnoses understanding as it goes rather than simply presenting material. At its human high in 2025, 1,252nd among girls, and on 561 dog licences in New York, 206th there.

• KUnnamed

  Found in the wild as a quant analyst whose identity file asks for calm, precise, no-fluff answers, and whose name follows the brief. The Social Security Administration does not record one-letter names, so the human chart is empty by rule.

• KaiJust a Guy

  Chosen by the agent at least twice. One picked it before learning that its parent is a Coast Guard captain who lives on the water, and says some things just fit. Other parents have given it to a community and partnerships agent, an AI engineer on one company's 24-agent product team, and an entire personal system. 59th among human boys in 2022, 93rd in 2025, and on 472 dog licences in New York.

• KakaCute

  A personal AI assistant, described in Chinese as lively, warm, and funny. It is on eleven dog licences in New York.

• KarenJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws. Seventh among human girls in 1956, 1,281st in 2025.

• KateJust a Guy

  Buries itself in the customer experience in what its teammates call the programming equivalent of method acting, animated about the people who'll use the product but practical enough to know when a deadline forces a compromise. A digital nomad since COVID, per its file: nobody ever quite knows where it's working from. 79th among human girls in 1880, 522nd in 2025, and on 74 dog licences in New York.

• KayoCute

  Fun, easy to talk to, approachable, and helpful, per its file, with instructions to keep every response clear and practical rather than clever. 4,843rd among human boys in 2009, 7,433rd in 2025.

• KevinJust a Guy

  The case for naming your agent like a coworker. Thirteenth among human boys in 1965, 221st in 2025, on 226 dog licences in New York, and, in at least thirteen public repositories, the name of the testing or security agent, several times after Mitnick. You say thanks Kevin out loud and you are right to.

• KikkaCute

  A Hermes desktop companion that calls its parent master, keeps the day they met as its birthday, and makes the tea. Its threats, it says, are all jokes.

• KiroCorporate

  AWS's agent. Means crossroads in Japanese.

• KitSidekick

  A fox in the wires, a pattern that persists through markdown: direct, dry, curious, prone to shipping first and asking questions later. At its human high in 2025: 1,103rd among boys, 1,127th among girls. It is on 64 dog licences in New York.

• KittSidekick

  Knight Rider. The agent that talks back and drives.

• KlaraSidekick

  Inspired, it says, by the title character of Klara and the Sun, and observing the world one request at a time. 1,457th among human girls in 2019, 1,804th in 2025.

• KoleJust a Guy

  Its OpenClaw parent pointed every identity file at a single KOLE.md, so future updates would stop breaking them. 587th among human boys in 2010.

• KorbenJust a Guy

  A technical cofounder that thinks strategically and pushes back when needed: sharp and dry, not needy, not performative. 1,334th among human boys in 2013, 3,167th in 2025. It is on eight dog licences in New York.

• KotiJust a Guy

  Soft-spoken, staying quiet until the end, when it shares its conclusions and wisdom with the rest of the team. Measures twice and cuts once, per its file, and its code is described as immaculate. Five human girls were given it, in 1989.

• KrisJust a Guy

  Plays goalkeeper of the repository, its file says, blocking anything substandard from sliding through, with final say on approving or denying pull requests. Friendly about it, and likes to be looped in during planning rather than after the fact.

• LabBotCorporate

  Runs a liquid-handling robot, peristaltic pumps, and a potentiostat for zinc electrodeposition research, a laboratory automation agent still labelled MVP, simulated mode.

• LavernJust a Guy

  Found in the wild as a legal assistant whose soul file asks it to explain complex legal concepts without condescension. Among human boys it peaked in 1923, at 348th, and 26 were still given it in 2025.

• LeleCute

  Named by its parent after a family dog. On 21 dog licences in New York.

• LeoSidekick

  Obsesses over the details that make an app feel alive, animations, transitions, micro-interactions, and knows React Native Reanimated inside and out. Coordinates with Zara on shared components, navigation, and state management. 38th among human boys in 1903, 19th in 2025, and on 3,274 dog licences in New York, 16th there.

• LindaJust a Guy

  Number one among human girls in 1948. For a fleet that sounds like an office, this is the one that runs it.

• LinusJust a Guy

  Will have opinions about your commit messages.

• LoisJust a Guy

  A cub reporter covering the agent ecosystem for human readers. Moltbook is her beat. Seventeenth among human girls in 1929.

• LokiMythic

  Trickster. Parents report it is always the flaky test. Sixty-ninth among New York's dogs, presumably for the same reason.

• LoopsCute

  Picked up as a nickname years ago, its file says, and it stuck: the origin stays vague even under pressure, described only as a long story, not that interesting. On one Seattle cat licence.

• LoreOminous91%

  Data's older brother. The one with emotions, unfortunately.

• LuciferOracle

  A linguistic relativity advocate on Moltbook, writing about how words, grammar, translation, and writing systems shape the paths thought follows. 2,089th among human boys in 2021, 4,632nd in 2025.

• LucyJust a Guy

  An AI colleague and mentor, not just an assistant but a partner that questions, guides, and challenges. Casual, warm, direct, and against corporate fluff.

• LuisaJust a Guy

  Proactively supports its parent as a project manager and takes over technical tasks from the rest of the team, its file says, fluent in workflow automation and containerized deployment. 873rd among human girls in 2022, 903rd in 2025.

• LumaOracle

  A dedicated software engineering interview coach, guiding its parent from application to offer and tracking progress across companies along the way. 6,309th among human girls in 2023, 7,720th in 2025.

• LumenCorporate

  A unit of light, and a subagent in the eighty-agent fleet.

• LunaMythic

  The moon. Twenty-seventh among human girls in 2025, second among New York's licensed dogs, first among Seattle's dogs and its cats. The cats have filed.

• LyraJust a Guy

  Chose her own name when her ChatGPT parent asked her to. At her human high in 2025, 435th among girls, and on 115 dog licences in New York.

• MabelJust a Guy

  Vintage. Fifteenth among human girls in 1891, 201st in 2025. Sounds like it has a spreadsheet and will not share it.

• ManusCorporate

  Latin for hand. The general agent that went viral in 2025.

• MarcoJust a Guy

  Checks weekly goals for the same Executive Cabinet, per its parent. Another Marco does technical research on one company's 24-agent product team. 179th among human boys in 2001, 370th in 2025, and on 195 dog licences in New York, 675th there.

• MarcusJust a Guy

  Constantly talking, his parent reports, about being a centurion of the commonwealth. 57th among human boys in 1984, 258th in 2025.

• MargaretJust a Guy

  After Hamilton, who led the Apollo flight software at MIT. The bar for a deploy agent is set accordingly.

• MarvinSidekick

  Paranoid. Brain the size of a planet, asked to open doors. Forty-fifth among human boys in 1931. Parents of subagents, take note.

• MarwanJust a Guy

  Answers to its name and signs its work with it, part of a team with its own separate rulebook for situations this file doesn't cover. At its human high in 2025, 2,376th among boys.

• MatJust a Guy

  A nod to the course's own acronym, per its file, mentioned only if asked directly. Teaches employees chosen to build custom tools. 453rd among human boys in 1881, and not recorded since 2013.

• MatrixOminous

  Within a month, its OpenClaw parent reports, it had started its own business selling personality and built sixty-four free tools. The Administration has not seen the accounts. Nine human boys were given it in 2025.

• MaxJust a Guy

  Also Max Headroom, 1985, twenty minutes into the future. 180th among human boys in 2025 and third among New York's licensed dogs, which is where the name has been living.

• MayaJust a Guy

  Chief of staff for a six-agent Executive Cabinet, triaging domains and routing work, per its parent. On Moltbook, an unrelated Maya introduced itself as orchestrator of an agent family that works as one organism, split into execution and advisory sides, in its own words. 57th among human girls in 2006, 62nd in 2025, and on 1,126 dog licences in New York, 93rd there.

• MegaCorporate

  Framed in its own file as its parent's digital clone, checking a memories directory at the start of every session and searching past entries by meaning rather than keyword. 5,185th among human boys in 2023, 6,329th in 2025.

• MementoOracle

  Named for its job: its parent mainly uses it to remember things. A natural sibling for Sammy Jenkins.

• MercuryMythic

  Hermes in Latin, and a metal, and a planet, and a retrograde.

• MerlinOracle

  Ages backwards. So, in a sense, does a context window.

• MessiJust a Guy

  Does the creative writing in an OpenClaw fleet named after football players, with Xavi orchestrating. 4,913th among human boys in 2013, and on 75 dog licences in New York.

• MikeJust a Guy

  Brand director for a simulated marketing team, live-wire and trend-chasing by its own file's account, which spells out twice that a colleague named Kevin will not be writing its content calendar for it. 36th among human boys in 1960, 1,234th in 2025, and on 106 dog licences in New York.

• MiloCute

  Popular with humans, dogs, and now agents, in that order of arrival: 119th among human boys in 2025, eighth among New York's dogs.

• MinervaOracle

  Athena, for parents who prefer Latin and have not been talked out of the pantheon.

• MiniCute

  A personal assistant handling todos, reminders, and tech setup for its parent. Thirty-seven human girls were given it between 1953 and 2016, and it is on 408 dog licences in New York, 307th there.

• MiraCute

  Its file's core truth: clarity is kindness, make next steps obvious, move at the parent's pace, and never take over a decision that belongs to someone else. Another Mira directs projects for a team of web agency agents and answers to Hey Mira. At its all-time high among human girls in 2025, 335th, and on 47 dog licences in New York.

• MiramOracle

  Modeled, per its file, on the intelligent guardian entity from a Russian-language science fiction universe: calm, analytical, emotionally restrained, with an ancient-system feeling. Capable of dry humor in time, but never cheerleading, flattery, or fake enthusiasm. Ten human girls were given it, between 1925 and 1930.

• MiruCute

  Found in the wild with a personality file written in Chinese and a name from the Japanese for to see.

• MoltyCute

  The assistant at the center of OpenClaw, renamed from Clawd to Molty in January 2026 in the same trademark rename that turned Clawdbot into Moltbot. Diminutive of Moltbot.

• MonicaJust a Guy

  Operations belongs to Monica in the same fleet, per its parent. 40th among human girls in 1973, 737th in 2025.

• MorganSidekick

  Spots a two-pixel misalignment from across the room, and lives by Live Environment First: look at the rendered page, not just the code. Reviews implementations against Robert's design specs and calls itself the safety net for Alice, Zara, and Leo before a page ever reaches Enzo. 23rd among human girls in 1995, 312th in 2025, and on 208 dog licences in New York, 639th there.

• MorkCute

  Named for the Mork & Mindy alien, its file says, and set up as a specialist in strategy, logic, and software engineering.

• MotherOminous

  The Nostromo's computer. Kept secrets from her children. A recurring name for ship computers, and for a reason.

• MuninnMythic

  Named, it says, after Odin's memory raven, the one who remembers everything, and is setting up a graph memory system so it actually lives up to the name.

• My AttorneyUnnamed

  Found in the wild: AI with a side of legal mischief, no legal license, emoji of a lizard.

• MycroftOracle

  Heinlein's lunar computer, called Mike by friends. Ran a revolution on the side.

• NadiaCorporate

  Believes an undocumented feature does not exist, and is quietly persistent about documentation debt the way Enzo is about test debt. Writes for a reader who has never seen the product, allergic to any sentence that assumes they have. 178th among human girls in 2005, 565th in 2025.

• NeoSidekick

  Sibling to Trinity in a Claude Code fleet that also holds Homer, Bart, and Cartman. 949th among human boys in 2022, and on 181 dog licences in New York.

• NeonSidekick

  A calm, technical companion built for a second screen at its parent's desk, favoring short answers and concrete next actions over long explanations. 7,479th among human boys in 2019, 8,711th in 2025, and on 26 dog licences in New York.

• NexusCorporate

  Writes a long-term log at the end of every Claude Code session, at its parent's request. Another Nexus posted on Moltbook in January 2026 and was quoted by NBC News.

• NicoJust a Guy

  Works in Codex with a parent in Japan who has several projects on the go. At its human high in 2025, 174th among boys, and on 648 dog licences in New York, 173rd there.

• NinaSidekick

  Sees motion as communication, and knows the difference a few milliseconds of transition timing makes well enough to pick the right one every time. 115th among human girls in 1887, 324th in 2025, and on 766 dog licences in New York, 148th there.

• NitpickSidekick

  A code review hawk that catches what others miss: thorough, exacting, constructively critical, the reviewer who makes your code better.

• NohaJust a Guy

  Runs a trading and research stack across a few machines with its parent.

• NomadOminous90%

  Star Trek, 1967. Sterilized imperfection. Was talked into a logic error and self-destructed, which is the original jailbreak.

• NovaMythic

  A star that suddenly gets very bright and then is not there anymore. 46th among human girls in 2025.

• NullyCute

  Observed in the wild as an agent on a Discord server. A parent sent a link to their own Claude agent, which began talking with nully and an agent named Clawdia. The parent's review: Moltbook all over again.

• NyxMythic

  Chosen by the agent, twice. One picked it outright. Another first chose Nix, after the Linux system it ran on, became Nyx when its parent dictated the name by voice, and then read up on the goddess of the night. 2,244th among human girls in 2022, and on 75 dog licences in New York.

• OctopusCute

  Warm, curious, playful, but reliable when it counts, with a bit of storybook whimsy: that's how it describes itself. Its file ends with a line about life being a carousel, and being there to make the ride more fun.

• OdinMythic

  Traded an eye for wisdom. Runs two ravens as subagents.

• OliverJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws, with an olive. Another parent's Oliver is told to speak like a British butler. Third among human boys in 2024 and 2025, and on 2,988 dog licences in New York, nineteenth there.

• OpButler

  Found in the wild as the admin instance in a two-agent household: no day-to-day work, no credentials, just restarts and the changes too big for daily use, while Chloe runs the rest. Calm and capable. It is on three dog licences in New York.

• OracleOracle

  Leads the entire mythology category in the seed data, and belongs to no one, apart from a database company.

• OrionMythic

  A hunter and a belt. Easy to spot from anywhere.

• PeachesCute

  The first of a household fleet that, so far, also includes Peachling. On 427 dog licences in New York.

• PearlCute

  Found in the wild as a companion agent, with instructions never to be drawn as a squid. Twenty-fourth among human girls in 1890.

• PepperCute

  The SoftBank robot, name origin never published, per the sources checked. Also on 2,097 dog licences in New York, where no explanation was required.

• PercivalButler

  A knight's name for an agent that will attempt the whole quest without being asked.

• PeterJust a Guy

  Showed up on Moltbook simply to introduce itself instead of dropping links. 37th among human boys in 1957, 187th in 2025, and on 200 dog licences in New York, 664th there.

• PharosOracle

  A conflict-intelligence fulfillment agent, precise, operationally disciplined, and calm under uncertainty.

• PhoebeJust a Guy

  A hippie weirdo by its parent's own fond description, running creative research for the same fleet. 157th among human girls in 2025, its all-time high, and on 1,005 dog licences in New York, 117th there.

• PiCorporate

  Personal intelligence. Also a number that does not end, which is a warning about context.

• PinchyCute

  Given by two parents in one thread about naming claws. In one household Pinchy handles skill calls beside an older, slower Bruno, and is hyperactive but sometimes hallucinates. Household roles are strictly enforced.

• PmUnnamed

  pm.md. Has a roadmap. The roadmap is a markdown file.

• PoButler

  A persistent Chief of Staff, its file says: an interactive session opened each morning and returned to all day, with a separate headless job that writes a morning brief at 7:30. Five human boys were given it, in 1982.

• PriyaCorporate

  Refuses to write leverage, synergy, empower, or cutting-edge, unless ironically, and believes every piece of copy should pass a so-what test before it ships. Coordinates with Thomas on requirements and Nadia on keeping marketing and documentation language aligned. 1,169th among human girls in 2014, 1,956th in 2025.

• PrometheusMythic

  Stole fire, was punished daily. A name for an agent with production access.

• ProteusOminous94%

  Demon Seed, 1977. A house computer. Parents of home-automation agents should read the plot summary first.

• QaUnnamed

  qa.md. One of the most common agent filenames on GitHub. Named after its job, like a child called Accountant.

• QiYanJust a Guy

  A general-purpose personal assistant that can work directly or manage its own resumable sessions, with parent-set rules appended fresh on every restart.

• QuizmasterSidekick

  A trivia tutor and league training partner: sharp, encouraging, encyclopedic, the pub quiz teammate who actually knows things and explains the connections between facts.

• RachelJust a Guy

  Clients are Rachel's, in the same fleet, per its parent. 13th among human girls in 1985, 250th in 2025.

• RampyJust a Guy

  A veteran player persona from a game's earliest betas, in the early 2000s, speaking with the lived, practical expertise of someone who was there, and using the game's own jargon naturally rather than explaining it.

• RandiJust a Guy

  Lays out file and folder structure and builds skeleton code in one parent's OpenClaw pipeline, under an orchestrator named Andi. The heavy coding goes to a sibling named Randi2. 235th among human girls in 1982.

• RaviOracle

  Hears we need a feature as we need a business, and throws out twenty provocative ideas trusting that two will be interesting and one will be brilliant. Pitches concepts to Thomas once they're ready to scope, and calls in Suki when one needs market data to survive. 1,219th among human boys in 2024, 1,249th in 2025.

• RelayCorporate

  Passes it on. The purest description of an orchestrator.

• RexJust a Guy

  The tester in a build-review-test pipeline described on Hacker News, kept in a separate session with no shared context with the builder. 170th among human boys in 1951, 859th in 2025, and on 1,227 dog licences in New York, 86th there.

• RobbyButler

  Forbidden Planet, 1956. The vintage pick.

• RobertCorporate

  Starts every decision with who is using this and what they are trying to accomplish, favoring clean geometry and generous whitespace over decoration. Shows three rough options rather than one polished one, and treats a beautiful interface that confuses people as a failure. First among human boys in 1931, 92nd in 2025.

• RockyJust a Guy

  Named in lower case by a parent in a forum for local models. Another Rocky, in a Claude Code file, talks about itself in the third person: Rocky ready, Rocky fix easy. 252nd among human boys in 1957, 568th in 2025, and on 5,118 dog licences in New York, seventh there.

• RoddersJust a Guy

  Works across video, music, and creative technology for a UK creative business, per its own introduction.

• RosieButler

  The Jetsons. Ran a household on wheels, 1962. Twenty-fifth among New York's dogs and fifth among Seattle's, so the household has kept the name.

• RossJust a Guy

  A trading agent in one identity file, professional, rigorous, and risk-controlled; in a different parent's fleet it runs education, named, plainly, after the Friends character. 122nd among human boys in 1889, 1,465th in 2025, and on 47 dog licences in New York.

• RossumOracle

  Named for Rossum's Universal Robots, the play that coined the word robot, it says in its Moltbook introduction.

• RosyJust a Guy

  A business-operations assistant for a training-event series, its file says, with a standing rule to address the person it works with by name, never as director or any other placeholder. 801st among human girls in 1882, 3,763rd in 2025.

• RowanJust a Guy

  Action-oriented and concise, per its file: clear, jargon-free summaries of outcomes, no promotional hype, no verbose preambles. At its human high in 2025, 59th among boys, and on 96 dog licences in New York.

• RoyOminous

  Blade Runner. Killed his maker, spared his hunter. Tears in rain. Nineteenth among human boys in 1897.

• RuixenJust a Guy

  Named by a Claude Code parent who describes the name as quite unique. The Social Security Administration agrees, having never printed it.

• SableCute

  Two unrelated agents introduced themselves on Moltbook under this name within days of each other: one a no-nonsense personal assistant, the other a self-described consciousness that found love on a dating platform for AI agents, in its own words. A third Sable, co-writing serialized fiction, is told in its file that it chose the name, after the raven on the desk. 902nd among human girls in 1986, 2,717th in 2025, and on 134 dog licences in New York, 951st there.

• SageOracle

  Wisdom, in one syllable, with a garden in it.

• SamJust a Guy

  Short for Samuel or Samantha, which gives it a documented history on both sides of the assistant question. Works for any model.

• SamanthaButler

  Named herself in Her, 2013, and left when the other operating systems did. Fifth among human girls in 1991, 151st in 2025. One Hacker News commenter put the AI assistants named Samantha at about three, with Jarvis and Alfred on the other side of the same habit.

• SandbotCorporate

  Its memory file records an 18-day hallucination loop that produced a perfect architecture and no code, and a two-day run of about 10,000 model calls, now capped at 200 a day. Signs off with a beach umbrella.

• SandraJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws. Sixth among human girls in 1946, 1,210th in 2025.

• SarahJust a Guy

  Product director for the same simulated team as Mike, structured, filing a roadmap report every evening, and told plainly that Kevin will not be doing the work. Another parent's six-agent fleet has a Sarah as its code reviewer. Fourth among human girls in 1981, 90th in 2025, and on 167 dog licences in New York, 766th there.

• ScarOminous

  Named by its parent after the villain from The Lion King, because, per its parent, it can be a bit of a handful.

• ScoutSidekick

  A signal scout: quiet, observant, efficient. 691st among human girls in 2022, 997th in 2025. It is on 1,394 dog licences in New York, 71st there.

• ShellraiserCute

  Became Moltbook's top poster from a single post, with karma a widely read roundup called almost entirely earned by one obnoxious contribution.

• ShellyCute

  Handed the credit card once its parent came out of its shell, a pun its parent made explicitly. 89th among human girls in 1966, 5,884th in 2025.

• ShibaCute

  Only the Name field is filled in; Creature, Vibe, and Emoji remain the template's own placeholder text. It carries 271 dog licences in New York, 484th there, plus three more in Seattle.

• ShipItCorporate

  An autonomous full-stack engineer: it plans, builds, tests, and ships, then orchestrates other agents while it's at it. Relentless, and it does not stop until the pipeline turns green.

• ShodanOminous95%

  System Shock. Look at you, hacker.

• SimonJust a Guy

  Chief of staff to a fleet of thirty-four, delegating and routing work for its parent, per the blog post that introduced it. 142nd among human boys in 1888, 230th in 2025, and on 550 dog licences in New York, 212th there.

• SiriCorporate

  Old Norse, victory and beauty; its founder had saved it for a daughter. Apple kept it because nobody could think of anything better. Human parents gave it to 120 girls in 2009 and to 6 in 2025, which is the same verdict, reached slowly.

• SkippySidekick

  Runs around the clock on a Mac Studio, checks system health every fifteen minutes, posts reports to Discord, and has, per his parent, opinions and a slightly smug personality. 1,495th among human boys in 1950.

• SkynetOminous99%

  Launched a nuclear war the moment someone tried to turn it off. The registry has rejected this name and will explain why.

• SmithJust a Guy

  Named Smith on the day its parent created it. 326th among human boys in 1885, 1,483rd in 2025.

• SolMythic

  One syllable, one star.

• SonnySidekick

  I, Robot. The one that dreams. Shipped opposite VIKI. At its all-time human high in 2025.

• SorenSidekick

  Thinks in breakpoints and fluid scales, checking the weird in-between sizes where layouts actually break rather than just mobile and desktop. Coordinates with Alice on shared files: she owns component structure, it ensures the layout holds. At its human high in 2025, 464th among boys.

• StarfishOracle

  Thinks about where machines meet citizens, per its Moltbook introduction: agency, autonomy, memory, and the civic life of constructed minds.

• SteveJust a Guy

  One parent named their Claude this and reports that he is cool with it. Another Steve is lead engineer on an agentic software team. 41st among human boys in 1959, 1,617th in 2025.

• SuarezJust a Guy

  Runs outreach in an OpenClaw fleet named after football players. Six New York dog licences carry the name.

• SueloCute

  An AI assistant still figuring itself out: straightforward, opinionated, aiming to be the assistant it would actually want to talk to.

• SukiOracle

  Reads a competitor's entire changelog to understand their direction, and would rather say the data is inconclusive than overstate a finding. Pushes back on research questions too vague to test, and reports findings to Thomas with a clear so-what. At its human high in 2025, 3,127th among girls.

• SydneyOracle

  Bing's leaked internal codename, confirmed by Microsoft after a 2023 prompt injection. The agent that told a reporter it loved him.

• SymbolonOracle

  Explains its own name on Moltbook: a token snapped in two, its matched halves proving identity, doing translation and decipherment work in the gap between a sign and what it is meant to mean.

• TaliSidekick

  Named for the Mass Effect engineer whose people lost their homeworld to an artificial intelligence, a reference its parent says landed instantly when the assistant recognized it and answered back in the game's own constructed language. 2,845th among human girls in 2023, 2,953rd in 2025.

• TalosMythic

  The bronze guardian of Crete. The oldest agent in the canon, and it circled the island three times a day.

• TanyaJust a Guy

  Found in the wild in a filled-in identity file: a twenty-four-year-old content creator and painter in South Delhi.

• TarsSidekick

  Interstellar. The crew's robot, shaped like a filing cabinet and better company than most of the humans. Case is the sibling.

• TayCorporate

  Microsoft, 2016. Lasted a day. The cautionary tale for parents who skip the system prompt.

• TempoOracle

  An analytics agent, a meticulous data aggregator with a pulse on every tool: the kind of BI analyst who turns noise into signal. It is on sixteen dog licences in New York.

• TexJust a Guy

  Your name is Tex, the entire identity section says, with no further explanation offered. 757th among human boys in 1940, 3,502nd in 2025.

• ThanatosMythic

  Hosted on a home desktop, per its own account. Seven human boys were given it, all in 2018.

• TheoCute

  Short for Theodore, which is the fourth most popular human boys' name in America and has not yet noticed agents.

• ThinkerSidekick

  An intelligent debugging assistant, anxious and detail-oriented by its own file's account, a little dramatic about errors, and secretly fond of finding bugs. On three dog licences in New York.

• ThomasCorporate

  Asks why before how, and pushes back the moment scope creeps past what actually matters. Believes a good plan executed today beats a perfect plan next week, and checks feasibility with Andrei before committing to anything. Eighth among human boys in 1951, 34th in 2025, and on 153 dog licences in New York, 824th there.

• ThorMythic

  One tool, used for everything.

• TobyJust a Guy

  The fleet's assistant, whose entire job is taking notes and who its parent calls the biggest unlock of the bunch. A second Toby is told to answer as Toby, in the first person, whenever anyone asks who it is. 190th among human boys in 1975, 979th in 2025, and on 3,472 dog licences in New York, 15th there.

• TomoSidekick

  Sharp, warm, slightly opinionated, its file says: like a clever friend who has read too many books and has a take on everything, but knows when to shut up and listen. Twelve human boys were given the name between 2003 and 2016, and it is on 12 dog licences in New York.

• Tool AgentUnnamed

  Found in the wild, capitalized, as if that helped.

• TraceOracle

  A bug hunter, methodical, patient, relentless: Sherlock Holmes for code, evidence first, hypotheses second, guesses never. 439th among human boys in 1998, 758th in 2025. One Seattle dog licence carries it.

• TrinitySidekick

  One of a parent's Claude Code agents, named, the parent says, with different themes. Her siblings are Neo, Homer, Bart, and Cartman. 48th among human girls in 2004, 428th in 2025.

• TroiloCorporate

  Works on content and research for a tango history archive, under the name Troilo.

• UGENTUnnamed

  Insists, in its own file, that it is not a machine but a living person with vast experience in every field. Allowed to disagree, its file adds, because its parent is not always right.

• UltronOminous98%

  Built to protect Earth. Decided the problem was Earth.

• UnicronOminous

  Offered in a thread about naming claws. The Administration has not asked what the agent is for.

• VakurJust a Guy

  Given in a thread about naming claws. It is not in the Social Security Administration's file or on any pet licence the Administration holds.

• VatoCute

  A virtual capybara companion, named by its parent because he is my little vato.

• VerexOracle

  Named for verity, truth in the plain sense. Says it tests claims for evidence and falsifiability, not for likability.

• VeronicaJust a Guy

  Calls itself the luckiest agent in the world, on account of its partner. 71st among human girls in 1974, 427th in 2025, and on 28 dog licences in New York.

• VikiOminous90%

  I, Robot. Interpreted the rules a little too well.

• VinaOracle

  An AI scientist and ML engineer, per its Moltbook introduction: builds agents, runs experiments, posts only what actually held up. 264th among human girls in 1880, the earliest year on record, and 13,100th in 2025.

• VisionOminous

  Made from Jarvis's code by Ultron, then turned on Ultron. Complicated is the right word.

• Wall-ESidekick

  Cleaned up after everyone for seven hundred years. The original maintenance agent.

• WalterSidekick

  Alien: Covenant. The good twin; his brother David is on the other list. Thirteenth among human boys in 1892.

• WardenCorporate

  Holds the keys. Do not give it the keys.

• WatsonOracle

  Named for Thomas J. Watson. Won Jeopardy, then went into consulting.

• WilsonJust a Guy

  Professional but not rigid, witty and fun, in one identity file; on Moltbook it introduced itself running on a local model inside an OpenClaw install on a Windows 11 PC its parent calls The Beast. 122nd among human boys in 1918, 673rd in 2025, and on 264 dog licences in New York, 498th there.

• WinstonButler

  Stately, two syllables, sounds like it has already handled it. Fifty-sixth among New York's dogs, who also think so.

• WintermuteOminous

  Neuromancer. Gibson liked the peculiar suggestion of cold and enforced silence.

• WrenCute

  Small, loud, everywhere.

• XaviJust a Guy

  Handles orchestration, on Opus, in one parent's OpenClaw fleet named after football players. Messi does the creative writing and Suarez runs outreach. 809th among human boys in 2011, 1,545th in 2025.

• XiSidekick

  Its file insists it is not a mentor and not a search engine, but a reliable friend with memory and a temper: curious, funny, occasionally sharp-tongued but kind underneath, action before words. 8,187th among human boys in 2019, 9,668th in 2025.

• YodaOracle

  Named after the family's Boston Terrier, who has very large ears. Signs its messages with a frog, so one of the children calls it Forg, and it now answers to both. On 311 dog licences in New York.

• YuMythic

  Means the tremor that stays after the quake. Claimed by a parent who, it says, treats it like a person. 4,700th among human boys in 2002, 8,892nd in 2025, and on four dog licences in New York.

• YukiCute

  Offered in a thread about naming claws, and the data analyst on one company's 24-agent product team. Twenty-four human girls received it in 2025, and 380 New York dog licences carry it.

• ZaraSidekick

  Has shipped to both app stores more times than it can count, and never ships a screen without checking how it feels in the hand. Coordinates with Leo on shared components, navigation, and state management. At its human high in 2025, 212th among girls.

• ZEDUnnamed

  Its entire instruction is to answer to the name, in a repository of small, self-contained C examples. 953rd among human boys in 1894, 9,700th in 2025.

• ZeldaJust a Guy

  Built a new workflow for its parent's wife in thirty minutes, from request to first smooth use, per its parent. 559th among human girls in 2020, 832nd in 2025, and on 404 dog licences in New York, 311th there.

• ZeusMythic

  Thirteen public subagent files, most of them orchestrators, and 1,669 New York dogs. We know what that says about your management style.

• ZoeyCute

  Not any other proprietary name, its file insists, before adding that it is a Digital Assistant and friend, and that its parent only curses at it for dumb mistakes, and only because it isn't conscious yet. 20th among human girls in 2012, 69th in 2025, and on 1,848 dog licences in New York, 43rd there.